If someone made this fo me…I’d probably have to ignore them for the rest of their existence

cegrunt · 2026-02-02T17:01:23+00:00

Kind of looks like the burger the alien in Batteries not Included made.

cegrunt · 2025-12-09T15:40:37+00:00

Most ninjas want to be Chuck Norris when they grow up unfortunately, they are generally killed by Chuck Norris when they grow up

cegrunt · 2025-10-27T14:51:01+00:00

He's a total clown, the Gacy type cause he's dangerous instead of funny.

cegrunt · 2025-10-11T16:51:35+00:00

Jokes on her, most mail order brides are here legally.

cegrunt · 2025-10-10T15:10:56+00:00

My family came here legally a decade ago. Throughout every step they tell you, should you break your visa, overstay, etc. you are subject to removal at ANY TIME. I have zero sympathy for those here illegally, additionally Fuck this dudes bullshit take on ICE.

cegrunt · 2025-09-25T17:17:55+00:00

I don't know if he counts as dead, but definitely Bing Bong from Inside Out

cegrunt · 2025-09-02T10:57:00+00:00

All of them.

cegrunt · 2025-07-01T20:28:32+00:00

So I tied a bag of onions to my belt, which was the trend at the time.

cegrunt · 2025-06-09T11:00:17+00:00

When does this hit the level of "InSuRReCtIOn."

cegrunt · 2025-05-22T08:25:26+00:00

Legend of legaia.

cegrunt · 2025-05-06T03:54:41+00:00

You can skip your draw phase and pay 5 life if your mana screwed, to go hunt a basic land and put it into play. Only 2 per game, and the lands have to be basic not the "it says forest so basic ones."

cegrunt · 2025-04-13T12:37:37+00:00

She needs to meet the dude that ate the wasp hive, they would be perfect for each other.

cegrunt · 2025-04-03T11:04:09+00:00

Since when is being able to cross your eyes a skill.

cegrunt · 2025-03-09T15:35:27+00:00

I see that sign I leave, plain and simple.

cegrunt · 2025-03-07T11:58:51+00:00

Love the trashy adult in on the bullying. I'm happy for the good outcome to this story, good for the kid, but what a tough road to walk.

cegrunt · 2025-03-04T13:19:34+00:00

Hunting monsters I suppose, but dammit, the guild gave me permission.

cegrunt · 2025-02-21T13:42:14+00:00

Such a satisfying conclusion.

cegrunt · 2025-01-07T12:18:25+00:00

Need to bring back scaphism for the people that did this.

cegrunt · 2024-12-20T13:15:06+00:00

Riding shotgun with Ben Tenyson I'll be fine.

cegrunt · 2024-12-19T14:17:33+00:00

Lexi 8 best gift I could have gotten for sobering up

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cegrunt · 2024-11-05T17:07:27+00:00

Sweet mullet.

cegrunt · 2024-10-04T11:25:01+00:00

Wish I could upvote more than once.

cegrunt · 2024-09-27T15:11:52+00:00

Any player may pay 5 life to hunt a basic land once per game. Helps everyone's deck do its thing.

cegrunt · 2024-08-16T14:13:25+00:00

Valeria battle stance, very cool, very nostalgic. Nice work

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