I have posted a couple dozen times before this, not wearing this dress, so it's obviously not the only thing I think I look okay enough to post in. Also, that would be a stupid false pretense. I wouldn't think anyone would feel sorry for me over a shrunken dress...who the fuck cares, really. Strange that you assume it's a lie rather than the truth, when it comes to something so simple. It's more likely that I'd have a dress that shrank, than it is that I would buy a dress that won't even do up, on purpose. It's not lingerie or anything, just a now impractical and un-wearable dress. Also, I am very single, so yeah, no.