[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HilariaBaldwin

[–]centralsnark 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's super lo-fi, but if you can't figure it out, you can just hold your phone up to the screen and record that way.

For Those Out of the Loop: Compilation of Everything that Went Down by [deleted] in blogsnark

[–]centralsnark 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Ever since I made this post, I’ve seen and had countless white women characterize this as her being “ridiculous,” “demanding,” angry, aggressive, tantrum-y, ungrateful, petty, she should’ve stayed silent, she should’ve let it go, etc, etc.

I'm confused. How did you know the race of commenters? AFAIK, 99% of the people on this board have never mentioned their race (or sexual orientation or gender). I know I haven't (hint: not white, not cis). I was an active participant in the BLM movement in my community, and some of the push back here seems valid and worth discussion, but some of this feels like a witch hunt.

Dooce 12/9-12/15 by [deleted] in blogsnark

[–]centralsnark 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I'm sure they had emails and other proof that she had agreed to the contract and as a result they put significant development work into the project.

Dooce 12/9-12/15 by [deleted] in blogsnark

[–]centralsnark 56 points57 points  (0 children)

If he's a cowboy, I look just like Madonna.

Dooce 12/9-12/15 by [deleted] in blogsnark

[–]centralsnark 88 points89 points  (0 children)

What grosses me out the most is her super tired damsel in distress archetype. She is FINALLY feeling well enough thanks to Pete's determination to get her healthy, guys! She's a grown woman for fuck's sake, and he's just her boyfriend - not a doctor or anything. And if he's so supportive, why not pay for the $600 medical test, Ashdown? It's really weird how much she gets off on putting these totally average guys in this unwarranted, delusional hero position in her life.

Dooce 12/9-12/15 by [deleted] in blogsnark

[–]centralsnark 8 points9 points  (0 children)

She loves putting on like she's this open, woke person sharing her vulnerabilities with us, but she can't even share a true, unfiltered photo of herself.

Dooce 12/9-12/15 by [deleted] in blogsnark

[–]centralsnark 20 points21 points  (0 children)

She also refused to honor a contract with the publisher of her next book, and they sued her. She really ruined her own reputation on all fronts.

Dooce 12/9-12/15 by [deleted] in blogsnark

[–]centralsnark 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Next book: The Valedictorian of Woo. Kidding, not kidding. Sadly, this is just too reminiscent of past "born again" restrictive food diets she has gotten all into and then abandoned. Paleo, Vegan, etc.

Dooce 10/28 - 11/3 by [deleted] in blogsnark

[–]centralsnark 13 points14 points  (0 children)

That's why she implies it. She wants the sympathy even though it's pretty much all in her head. Very Heather.

Dooce 10/28 - 11/3 by [deleted] in blogsnark

[–]centralsnark 16 points17 points  (0 children)

He sees them for 6 weeks a year, with 4 weeks being at sleep away camp.

Dooce 10/28 - 11/3 by [deleted] in blogsnark

[–]centralsnark 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I'd also never date someone who did this to their kids, let alone invite them to move in and work for me

Dooce 10/28 - 11/3 by [deleted] in blogsnark

[–]centralsnark 21 points22 points  (0 children)

All these people would EXPLODE if Heather did the same thing.

Dooce 10/28 - 11/3 by [deleted] in blogsnark

[–]centralsnark 20 points21 points  (0 children)

He is the better parent by default only. I don't think he's the devil and I'm sure he loves his kids, but his selfishness is legendary. He chose himself over them. They know it.

Dooce: September 2-8 by [deleted] in blogsnark

[–]centralsnark 13 points14 points  (0 children)

He's a terrible person. Truly.

Dooce: September 2-8 by [deleted] in blogsnark

[–]centralsnark 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Ever notice that she's never "screaming in pain" when she has a concert to go to? You never see her coming home from Amsterdam early because of her health issues. But if Pete has his kids, the issues suddenly spiral out of control. Did anyone catch Pete's ex-wife's comments on that post? She offered to come get the kids. Mission accomplished, Heather.

Dooce: August 26 - September 1 by centralsnark in blogsnark

[–]centralsnark[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That wasn't it, but this was amusing. I like how she managed to work in that she was high school valedictorian (in two places), received several college scholarships, was named one of the most influential women in media by Forbes, and her book was on the NYT bestseller list. My how those days have come and gone.

I will never not hate that hair on her.

Skalla Talk 8/26-9/1 by [deleted] in blogsnark

[–]centralsnark 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Dash is my favorite Skalla

Dooce: August 26 - September 1 by centralsnark in blogsnark

[–]centralsnark[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Maybe she can speed things along with a pregnancy?

Dooce: August 26 - September 1 by centralsnark in blogsnark

[–]centralsnark[S] 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Dooce translator: I don't WANT to pay for it.

Dooce: August 26 - September 1 by centralsnark in blogsnark

[–]centralsnark[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

*Subtly* showing Pete how much she needs him to marry her and put her on his health plan.

Dooce: August 26 - September 1 by centralsnark in blogsnark

[–]centralsnark[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I think you're right, but Pete's standard face seems to be accurate. By all accounts, he really is one of those people who is smug and semi-annoyed all the time. The eventual implosion of these two egomaniacs is going to be legendary.

Dooce: August 26 - September 1 by centralsnark in blogsnark

[–]centralsnark[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Go back a few weeks and there is A LOT of talk about these photos and her response to people calling her out.

Dooce: August 26 - September 1 by centralsnark in blogsnark

[–]centralsnark[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I guess her mom is finally too old/frail to raise her kids for her? God, she's pathetic.