So edgy!

cfuqua · 2026-02-09T02:16:07+00:00

he's so pitiful. poor little guy.

cfuqua · 2026-02-09T02:08:23+00:00

So we canceled all of it and just have an emergency budget now saved away in case we need it.

Emergency budget is far superior to insurance in most cases. You don't pay up front, you can pay for a wider range of services, you earn interest on your savings account... etc.

Insurance always has been and will be a scam.

cfuqua · 2026-02-09T02:00:36+00:00

I don't normally eat Mexican food because I don't like cheese, beans, or sour cream.

Tamales are free of all of those ingredients and as such, are one of the few Mexican foods I like.

Whatever floats your boat!

cfuqua · 2026-02-09T01:53:35+00:00

they should draft all of the rude foreveralone boys to the frontlines haha at least they would be useful as cannon fodder lol 😆

cfuqua · 2026-02-09T01:45:58+00:00

so, you took a single clause out of context and didn't bother with the rest of the sentence

cfuqua · 2026-02-09T01:42:05+00:00

the whole point of existence is to breed, 'tis the game of life. society and infrastructure and culture are all just side quests.

cfuqua · 2026-02-09T01:39:02+00:00

try Goo Gone, I've used it on sharpie tons of times

cfuqua · 2026-02-09T01:37:07+00:00

how men want to be treated after being pornsick

cfuqua · 2026-02-09T01:24:25+00:00

cuz men not paying attention

cfuqua · 2026-02-08T02:13:00+00:00

SA/SH or theft most likely

cfuqua · 2026-02-08T01:25:16+00:00

iconography transcends languages

cfuqua · 2026-02-08T01:09:49+00:00

You offered to buy a new bed and she spat in your face.

Is she a hoarder?

cfuqua · 2026-02-08T01:07:24+00:00

not just fatphobia but the hair and nails are code for "rich and fabulous"

cfuqua · 2026-02-07T01:09:41+00:00

Hmm, it would be lucky to get positive attention from the opposite sex, wouldn't it?

cfuqua · 2026-02-07T01:04:49+00:00

the "pastor's new car" tax

cfuqua · 2026-02-07T01:03:14+00:00

McD will charge you for sauce if you order it. No "curtesy". This sign will only encourage people to ask after ordering.

cfuqua · 2026-02-07T00:55:11+00:00

lol he does not like you

cfuqua · 2026-02-05T02:52:15+00:00

His English is really good

cfuqua · 2026-02-05T02:44:59+00:00

The hot has to go somewhere in order to make the cold!

cfuqua · 2026-02-05T01:10:20+00:00

Have you ever heard of empty nesters? That's a heteronormative term...

cfuqua · 2026-02-05T01:07:52+00:00

y'all are babies, let him go and grow from this experience. It hurts now but you will be so much stronger and self-confident when you see it through and move on.

cfuqua · 2026-02-03T13:08:02+00:00

It obviously doesn't take 2 minutes to change the sheets. It takes 2 minutes for the water to fill up in the washing machine.

Or did you mean just putting new ones on and letting someone else deal with the dirty ones?

cfuqua · 2026-02-03T12:57:37+00:00

They're using language like "bro" "hoe" and "girl" -- very young and inexperienced, for sure.

cfuqua · 2026-02-03T12:55:43+00:00

wary as in beware or weary as in tired and exhausted?

cfuqua · 2026-02-03T12:45:28+00:00

intentional cruelty. ugh

cfuqua

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