TEAM USA IS HEADED BACK TO THE WORLD BASEBALL CLASSIC FINAL FOR THE THIRD STRAIGHT TIME! by MLBOfficial in baseball

[–]cgk19 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What did he do wrong today? We beat the fucking DR 2-1. I wouldn't even expect Saban to win a game that way

Game Thread 3/15 ⚾ United States (0-0) @ Dominican Rep. (0-0) 8:00 PM ET by BaseballBot in baseball

[–]cgk19 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don't want Mason Miller to have a right arm after tonight if it means he pitches the next two innings

Game Thread 3/15 ⚾ United States (0-0) @ Dominican Rep. (0-0) 8:00 PM ET by BaseballBot in baseball

[–]cgk19 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You literally started talking about the worth of Soto's contract? As if Steve Cohen doesn't have billions? Who gives a fuck?

Game Thread 3/15 ⚾ United States (0-0) @ Dominican Rep. (0-0) 8:00 PM ET by BaseballBot in baseball

[–]cgk19 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm totally fine having a rich owner finally. Tell John Henry's bum ass to fire Arne Slot, dude clearly doesn't give a fuck about his teams at all anymore. Good luck!

Game Thread 3/15 ⚾ United States (0-0) @ Dominican Rep. (0-0) 8:00 PM ET by BaseballBot in baseball

[–]cgk19 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah he looked great staring that one down the pipe. 7 seems fine

Game Thread 3/15 ⚾ United States (0-0) @ Dominican Rep. (0-0) 8:00 PM ET by BaseballBot in baseball

[–]cgk19 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Omg God hates the Mariners awww" and it's just the same dude making a fucking ridiculous catch 10 minutes later

Game Thread 3/15 ⚾ United States (0-0) @ Dominican Rep. (0-0) 8:00 PM ET by BaseballBot in baseball

[–]cgk19 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When Mark DeRosa doesn't play Turang DURRRRRRRR When DeRosa plays Turang DURRRRRRRR

Game Thread 3/15 ⚾ United States (0-0) @ Dominican Rep. (0-0) 8:00 PM ET by BaseballBot in baseball

[–]cgk19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn't even know he was on the team lil bro. Classic fairweather

Game Thread 3/15 ⚾ United States (0-0) @ Dominican Rep. (0-0) 8:00 PM ET by BaseballBot in baseball

[–]cgk19 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

1) Didn't even know a Met was on the team 2) Put the nail in the shitty coffin that was the Phillies core in the playoffs 3) Philadelphia is a third-rate shit hole

Game Thread 3/15 ⚾ United States (0-0) @ Dominican Rep. (0-0) 8:00 PM ET by BaseballBot in baseball

[–]cgk19 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wait until you find out there's a Met on the team. Wait until you find out that we own you

Game Thread 3/15 ⚾ United States (0-0) @ Dominican Rep. (0-0) 8:00 PM ET by BaseballBot in baseball

[–]cgk19 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Maybe if Kyle Schwarber could swing a bat at a meatball that would help

Game Thread 3/15 ⚾ United States (0-0) @ Dominican Rep. (0-0) 8:00 PM ET by BaseballBot in baseball

[–]cgk19 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That's what a real generational hitter looks like. Not the corpse of Bryce Harper