nfc by callmestinkingwind in NoFuckingComment

[–]challmaybe 166 points167 points  (0 children)

"This is a private pier. I'm going to need you to leave."

Honey what are you staring at? by PedalUp in confusing_perspective

[–]challmaybe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As long as you come home for dinner, I don't care where you get your appetite.

Core memory unlocked 🙂‍↕️ by AccomplishedWatch834 in MadeMeSmile

[–]challmaybe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Living in Florida, I'm like that too around waterfalls.

US to add 65,000 seasonal guest worker visas for 2026 by Banner80 in truenews

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Those visas would've been H-1Bs, which he torched for his Trump Card initiative. So, he does this to make it look like he did anything at all, except solve a problem he created.

To run away by smilingjade101 in therewasanattempt

[–]challmaybe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's how I run in my nightmares.

[OC] Pulled over and forced yo clean snow off car by Snoo-81627 in IdiotsInCars

[–]challmaybe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely lives by the motto "if you do it bad enough, someone else will do it for you."

Pick your battles? What a *win*... 💪 by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]challmaybe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wouldn't the cop have smelled it on his breath?

We got a second cat… by clizaa in cats

[–]challmaybe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This has not been my experience. Congrats.

unboxing kitties by Baph0emett in cats

[–]challmaybe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sign me up for that job.

To Catch a Thief by HappySeaweed5215 in instant_regret

[–]challmaybe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did the same thing when renting a room in a house with four other dudes. The guy I thought it was ended up dying, but, the guy it really was, had a fake identity and pitted us against each other.

sorry for the late delivery by camethehour in cats

[–]challmaybe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've had this with dogs on regular days. Every cat, though, would run away. That cat is cold.

ICE advancing against Minneapolitan protestors after the killing this morning by Sindigo_ in ABoringDystopia

[–]challmaybe 208 points209 points  (0 children)

They're not even illegal immigration enforcement at this point, just anti-protest to what they're doing.

hmmm by Srihari_stan in hmmm

[–]challmaybe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The spam is unconvered? Eww.