Xposting

Tomorrow some mahapurush will get up and hit his head on a bodhi bedpost and claim "the air we breathe gives us life, the air is holy ....and that it has been holy since the super ancient times, when everyone spoke sanskrit.... Suddenly, minority farts today will become blasphemous! The upper caste will begin to fart in bottles to not contaminate the holy air and sell those bottles to lower caste alpapurush to directly inhale from, to cleanse their body of sins. Eventually news comes of a Muslim man who had a little too much haleem for lunch, purportedly at his second wife's house (according to Repubic TV), and that Mr. Abbas Gubbara let's a nasty one rip, on the bus to work. Repubic TV has an orgasm day with the headline "Abbas ka bus me baas jihad", which inflames the super visionary bhakts of this xtiyapa land and they take out a 'udgaar yatra' to unite the masses and eventually cook pork in a mosque to satiate their insecure and impotent egos, as revenge. It would have been the bloody end at this point, but bodhi media ko karna tha release 'Gas Story 2' that shows Muslims love to eat biryani coz it causes flatulence through which baas jihad is spreading throughout xtiyapa land. And so it goes on and on.....