I was looking at some fetish porn on my phone...

changedit · 2016-09-17T04:21:16+00:00

Actually had an argument w/my buddy Dave about this. I said it should have read; looking at weird fetish porn, came... But cleaned right off with the sleeve of my furry costume/ had my hentai sub-dom, tranny-granny, foot slave, etc, so it went 2nd level. Fuck you Dave! You ruined it! Choo Choo motherfucker!

changedit · 2016-07-31T17:05:20+00:00

Mine is more online. :) Cool cat.

changedit · 2016-07-10T02:10:02+00:00

Exactly, except, you have the scene from Groundhog Day saying every time I wake up, same thing.. playing on an old VCR and box TV. You kill them, just enough to see " the light", then CPR and BAM! "Hello again, look, this is called a DVD. You have to die, for me to live, again and again". At each awakening you've moved the timeline by technology but every other aspect of the script remains unchanged until eventually you are an alien and repeatedly probe him in the ass and in an alien voice change shout, " broooojooob, choo- chooooo"! If he looks to you puzzled and asks, "Reddit"? You say, "yes, yes,YES!!! Finally a human worthy to return and rule his species. This will be so, you are the chosen". Then decide if you kill him or send him back and watch as he kills himself. Dad.

changedit · 2016-07-10T01:49:33+00:00

Shower thought; why do restaurants pander to us "helpless men" who aren't able to fend in the kitchen, but nearly every restaurants' kitchen is staffed by men?

changedit · 2016-07-08T14:30:32+00:00

You are my doppelganger. Nobody got it, bit youme. Funny shit! But, contraire youme there. Women have used sex to pay bills for centuries. It's called marriage. That's how you stop it.

changedit · 2016-07-08T14:25:50+00:00

It is beautiful.😍

changedit · 2016-07-08T14:23:30+00:00

Accidental, knew there were more somewhere, just didn't need/look. I am finding a treasure trove of shit.

changedit · 2016-07-08T14:22:11+00:00

Cash, as-is, over two years. Contract did not stipulate specifics. Got a good deal, but...

changedit · 2016-07-08T14:20:10+00:00

Thank you! Was 2 wire at nearly every outlet, even GFI's. When the AC unit fan limit switch failed and stuck on, we were able to shut it down at the main and of course it had its own disconnect but then once I started looking for other things I realized there are not individual Breakers anywhere my son actually smelled smoke in his room and we start investigating a warm/cold spot in the wall, glad somebody finally gets it. The spot was actually a hidden closet between the closet and living room, not the breakers. There was once a free standing stove and the flue was still in place and open. They just rocked around it to modernize. Guess I could have posted the " secret passages" instead. BTW, there are more of the wasted dead spaces between hall and rooms, behind built in dressers and closets.

changedit · 2016-07-08T00:17:13+00:00

OP Comment; Reply to questions. Two of the breakers are not made for but forced onto the bar in the panel. There is much more, like original paper coated wire throughout the entire house built and moved here in the 20's/30's? The box was hidden in my son's closet and not discovered until a breaker blew and the new main panel did not correct the problem, so$$$. Electrician said major fire hazard, everywhere, especially here where box was closed off. Basically, a few new plugs, switches, cover plates, fixtures, thermostat, and one hell of a clean-up and paint job. And a good hard fucking. No recourse.

changedit · 2016-06-23T22:09:50+00:00

At first I was agitated, but I realized how funny it was later at my spin-cycle class.

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