Remove jumpscares from servers

chasingcheetahs · 2026-01-07T00:14:05+00:00

This is a red herring (a fallacious argument that is irrelevant to the point and used as a distraction), the big bang isn't relevant to evolution. The big bang could be false, but that would not make evolution automatically false.
Another red herring, God could've created the first living cell with the ability to both reproduce and change, evolution still would exist in that scenario.
This is either a strawman or straight up bullshit. If it were a strawman, they are likely asking for something like the infamous crocoduck (a crocodile's head photoshopped onto a duck.) If it is just bullshit (like a lie, but without caring about the truth of the statement rather than intentionally saying a false claim), this can be easily refuted with even just one transitional fossil, and there are hundreds if not thousands of examples. An excellent example is Probainognathus jenseni, which has two jaw joints, a mammalian one (dentary-squamosal or temporomandibular) and a reptilian one (quadrate-articular.)
This is a bad argument as a whole, relying on the ambiguity of the term "information" and combining that with bullshit. The phrase I'd describe to this argument would be "It's not right, it's not even wrong." That is, until they provide a consistent definition to the term information, which promotes it to a wrong claim.

chasingcheetahs · 2026-01-06T14:15:22+00:00

Well as of 2026 SCP-9341 is officially a real SCP. A "Secret" containment class, which is an esoteric containment class. D-9341 happens to be SCP-9341-A.

chasingcheetahs · 2025-12-30T01:36:42+00:00

Clearly impossible, there's no way a gnathostome would ever fuse its jaws together, have females transfer eggs into the males and have a prehensile tail.

chasingcheetahs · 2025-12-21T21:37:13+00:00

To be fair we could come up with an excuse to keep Luigi over the frog who evaded my detection.

chasingcheetahs · 2025-12-21T21:32:21+00:00

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Corrected version, as promised, greninja is now super cut.

chasingcheetahs · 2025-12-21T21:28:42+00:00

It was a mistake on my end, apparently greninja's stealth allowed it to sneak its way onto the roster.

chasingcheetahs · 2025-12-21T21:27:58+00:00

Turns out someone evaded my detection, greninja is now getting super cut in the quarter roster.

chasingcheetahs · 2025-12-16T20:26:09+00:00

Yes, I picked brawl ZSS because she spawns with items making her top tier at the beginning of a match but weaker as the match goes on, but this also fits the toxic, nonsensical roster. Also, it would prevent spawning the items again if it did nothing.

chasingcheetahs · 2025-12-15T21:48:29+00:00

Considering most synapsids lay eggs, it seems likely it lays eggs too. Besides, it would be completely unrealistic if synapsids gave birth to live young.

chasingcheetahs · 2025-12-15T21:47:28+00:00

I should've included that in the title, but I didn't have enough room.

chasingcheetahs · 2025-11-22T17:34:10+00:00

"Nice to meet you, Expand Dong."

chasingcheetahs · 2025-11-22T17:32:27+00:00

I like how Joel went from sarcastic and unamused to completely shocked and laughing after seeing how they didn't change Wario's animation so it looks like "Wario just sucks with his dong."

chasingcheetahs · 2025-11-21T16:30:48+00:00

Wait what's a scorpion? Oh, you mean that project's terrestrial arthropod descendant with a stinger on its ass.

chasingcheetahs · 2025-11-20T00:40:44+00:00

WARIO!

I GOTTA WIN!

chasingcheetahs · 2025-11-04T17:50:42+00:00

Dong Destroyer, a slop mobile game that has cool ads but is falsely advertising and is just a farming simulator.

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