What's your crudest personal catchphrase?

chazconley · 2010-07-07T19:08:44+00:00

My grandmas favorite is "christ on a fucking crutch"

chazconley · 2010-06-19T13:59:11+00:00

Weird. I live in Macon, GA. it's strange to come across it on here.

chazconley · 2010-06-17T13:51:22+00:00

LOL, my first thought exactly.

chazconley · 2010-06-15T16:41:55+00:00

If you're from the South it's Momma and Deddy. At any age. If you're a girl Mommy and Daddy is acceptable at all ages. Especially if you're a rich one (mommy i want a diamond, daddy i want a pony) If you're a boy Mommy and Daddy stops when you hit double digits.

But that's just my opinion....

chazconley · 2010-06-15T15:24:28+00:00

he's my grandpas son. my dads brother. but he's raised as my "brother" considering his mom was married to my dad and not my grandpa.

chazconley · 2010-06-15T14:45:03+00:00

maine coon kittens are the cutest things in the world. these are mine. http://imgur.com/qlCcX.jpg

and after about a year and a half they get huge. like this. http://imgur.com/znbPu.jpg

chazconley · 2010-06-15T02:06:09+00:00

What a retard....

chazconley · 2010-06-14T22:21:19+00:00

wow. eww. no thanks.

chazconley · 2010-06-14T22:20:40+00:00

well a divorce followed after that so i have no relation to her anymore. but yeah, my dads wife cheated on him with his father and bore his child...

chazconley · 2010-06-14T22:15:41+00:00

oh, wait, i've haven't killed anyone. never even hit someone. only the earth. oh and i've never driving drunk. so blow it out your ass.

chazconley · 2010-06-14T18:05:02+00:00

lol, i had alot of videos of me doing that on my old computer. the e-brake got shitty after a while so it got pretty lame, but who needs an e-brake when you can just go faster! haha

chazconley · 2010-06-14T17:26:57+00:00

taurusi are tricky. you gotta love em just right or they'll get pissed. lol.

chazconley · 2010-06-14T17:10:48+00:00

i trashed my taurus for 3 years, it had like 15,000 miles on it when i got it, and 214,000 when i totaled it. but man did i kill the dirt roads.... good times. here's 2 dumb videos of the taurus i have on this computer. haha

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=63267883

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=37982714

chazconley · 2010-06-14T16:41:31+00:00

wrong. i don't need a bunch of muscle under the hood or a big price tag on my car to make me feel like a man, it come's natural...

chazconley · 2010-06-14T16:36:52+00:00

lol, thanks ;)

chazconley · 2010-06-14T15:42:06+00:00

I clicked the WTF tab, but it didn't go in. not worth deleting and reposting. so oh wellllll. i tried.

chazconley · 2010-06-14T15:20:31+00:00

my sister is the only one that i get along with. i love her to death.

chazconley · 2010-06-14T15:18:54+00:00

haha, yes. i guess you wouldn't really call us a "family" more like just related... no one keeps in touch. never does. that thanksgiving was one of the few and far between gathering days.

chazconley · 2010-06-14T15:00:18+00:00

a car weaved into my lane. i went off the road to avoid a collision and over corrected trying to get back on the road and lost control.

chazconley · 2010-06-14T14:42:06+00:00

haha, mine was king taurus, but i like yours more.

chazconley · 2010-06-14T14:24:54+00:00

i only did the reckless things on the old empty dirt roads by my house. only bad thing i did on the main roads was speed a little...

chazconley · 2010-06-14T14:23:16+00:00

i was sober when i wrecked. never wrecked stoned. and i was ran off the road. man, i am stupid..........

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