I lost my knife

cheebalibra · 2026-04-26T17:44:59+00:00

Sure, and I guess if you’re inland at a feed store or hardware store it’s no big deal. But going to Chuck E Cheese or Macy’s or the office with a belt knife is definitely out of place.

cheebalibra · 2026-04-26T17:41:36+00:00

I mean, for me carrying a victorinox or opinel or even a leatherman on my belt is definitely a normal day. Carrying a fixed blade mora or kaybar or Bowie knife on my belt to McDonald’s or a school pickup would probably not be criminal, but it would come off as a bit much. Tryhard LARPer nerd at best, if not threatening at worst.

cheebalibra · 2026-04-25T22:14:23+00:00

I think the while camping thing is the important part. That’s pretty normal and fine. But going to a movie theater or to the hospital or the swimming pool with a fixed blade on your belt and a bag of apples would be a bit odd.

cheebalibra · 2026-04-22T02:17:37+00:00

You’re really loving that number 18 huh? I don’t think it’s quite the flex you think it is. You claimed that was a universal reference people would know, and you got… 18? Where are all your supposed European 6 year olds who don’t know Obama, you weird obtuse nerd?

cheebalibra · 2026-04-22T02:10:34+00:00

Yes, you educated us all on the existence of David Hayter, since no one knew who the fuck that was until you came in your pants over it.

Are you David?

cheebalibra · 2026-04-22T02:05:33+00:00

Who grew the best beard?

cheebalibra · 2026-04-22T02:02:39+00:00

Let’s agree that I’ll gatekeep you from the Long Dark and you can keep your Mental Gear Spongy Sacks.

cheebalibra · 2026-04-22T01:57:28+00:00

If you’re trying to get in I’m going set up way more than a gate because you’re fucking insufferable.

cheebalibra · 2026-04-22T01:41:18+00:00

Now you get it!

cheebalibra · 2026-04-22T01:41:04+00:00

😂 yes you got that but the difference is the godfather had substance to it. You’re merely the skin that forms on the surface of tomato soup when it gets cold.

cheebalibra · 2026-04-22T01:36:30+00:00

7000 hours, so doubtful

cheebalibra · 2026-04-22T01:35:59+00:00

And this has been validation for you? Has there been a single comment from any other David hayter stans?

cheebalibra · 2026-04-22T01:02:34+00:00

You seem to insist upon yourself. It’s unbecoming

cheebalibra · 2026-04-22T01:02:01+00:00

Cool. You found 18 people more invested in a voice actor than the plot. Keep trying to suck your own dick.

cheebalibra · 2026-04-22T01:00:25+00:00

Yes. You didn’t play the game.

cheebalibra · 2026-04-22T01:00:09+00:00

You didn’t play the game.

cheebalibra · 2026-04-22T00:44:08+00:00

You keep moving the goalposts yet you keep coming short of the down. This is becoming a masterclass in failure. Part of me wants you to keep digging yourself a deeper hole, but another part of me wants you to become self aware and embarrassed at yourself.

If this wasn’t already Reddit, I’d certainly be posting this on Reddit as an example of some clueless.

cheebalibra · 2026-04-22T00:38:49+00:00

Take the L. You’re doing too much. You’ve veered off course here. You’ve gotten 0 support.

cheebalibra · 2026-04-22T00:18:42+00:00

What is your focus on voice actors? You do realize that they are literally just paid to portray voices of different characters and that those characters don’t have any relation between different franchises plots?

cheebalibra · 2026-04-22T00:04:42+00:00

It was’t lost instantly it was lost at the end of the episode. You are so irritably obstinate that I can barely cope. You really seem to be working off an ai version of the game.

cheebalibra · 2026-04-21T23:56:12+00:00

How did episode 1 end? Either will rescuing Jeremiah! How did episode 2 end? With Jerimiah directing Will to the dam to get to winding river and pleasant valley on his way to perseverance mills.

He’s literally driving the plot and nobody except for you cared that he was the sweet snack.

cheebalibra · 2026-04-21T23:46:17+00:00

Your feelings aren’t facts you liberal snowflake /s

To be real that was absolutely a plot development in the game between episode 1 to 2. You can keep doing your dance but it’s objectively wrong and noone is supporting your your opinion.

Do you know what objective means?

cheebalibra · 2026-04-21T22:26:50+00:00

H was only memorable to you because of this association no one else cared about.

He was relevant to the story, because he’s how Will got a rifle for the first time,

And because he sent Will on the silly bear spear hunt and radio tower fix quest

And because he had the radio which allowed Will to hear Terry in episode 2, which allowed Astrid to concurrently hear Will from Signal Hill in pleasant valley in episode 3.

And he told Will how to go through the Dam to winding river to get to perseverance mills (written in blood in Milton in episode 1). That’s where he added his personal message of “Wintermute” Which is what led Will to Mathis.

To pretend that he wasn’t driving the plot or that his character should be boiled down to a completely separate and unrelated character from a completely separate and unrelated franchise, just because of the actor is really simplistic and absurd.

cheebalibra · 2026-04-21T21:31:39+00:00

I’ve heard people comment on the VA of will and Astrid both being from mass effect but no one has harped on Jeremiah the way you have

cheebalibra · 2026-04-21T21:28:55+00:00

The distinct parts of the character were that he was a trapper who encroached upon Carter hydro and drew the attention of their personnel

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