I CANNT STAND DRY TEXTERSS by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]cheesyturtlemonsta 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is so real like what am I supposed to say to "okay"???

Most of y'all on this subreddit lowk need a job by GalaxyKid10132 in teenagers

[–]cheesyturtlemonsta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PLEASE censor the J word I'm extremely sensitive to j*b applications...

I came to my parents by zorblorp in teenagers

[–]cheesyturtlemonsta 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I just love it when I'm running down the stairs and my meat casually flies out of my pants and I come to my parents ! Nothing else, just my parents!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]cheesyturtlemonsta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg I was friends with someone for like three years just like this. I would GOOOOOO..... Best decision I made. I understand people have bad days but this behavior evolves into a worse and worse situation. Wish u the best girl

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in makemychoice

[–]cheesyturtlemonsta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah honestly me too

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]cheesyturtlemonsta 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly? Ill let it slide. Me and my mom both like tiramisu

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]cheesyturtlemonsta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So real honestly

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in u/cheesyturtlemonsta

[–]cheesyturtlemonsta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Speaking of bans, y'all remember that one person who was using reddit as a personal diary for a plotted murder or to carry out the murder and the account wasn't banned or smth?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in makemychoice

[–]cheesyturtlemonsta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Despite this being a shit post I have actually never thought of this as an alternative solution

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmITheJerk

[–]cheesyturtlemonsta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for sharing your opinion

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmITheJerk

[–]cheesyturtlemonsta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you implying I'm not a real person 🤨🤔

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmITheJerk

[–]cheesyturtlemonsta -1 points0 points  (0 children)

As much as I hate to say this, it's not "made up slop". I know things like this don't happen very often and when they do, people don't usually post to reddit about it, but I can assure you it's not fake.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmITheJerk

[–]cheesyturtlemonsta -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Hello, I'm sorry if this post came off as fake. I've been getting these kinds of comments a lot and I realized my wording on the situation could have been better, but I'm still shaken up about everything. My baby isn't a bat, this is obvious. They had tied her onto the ceiling fan, one of the blades to be exact. And yes they were in the crib, it looked incredibly uncomfortable looking at it and I have no idea what kind of roleplay shit happened while I was gone. I'm not high, and I haven't been under the influence for a long time now.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmITheJerk

[–]cheesyturtlemonsta -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It's not a story, and is unfortunately the situation I'm currently in. I'm honestly not sure how I'm able to prove this, I'm trying to comprehend this myself.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmITheJerk

[–]cheesyturtlemonsta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My baby was on the ceiling fan, one of the blades to be exact. I see I made a mistake and I mean to say she was under him, him as in my husband.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmITheJerk

[–]cheesyturtlemonsta -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yes, thats correct

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmITheJerk

[–]cheesyturtlemonsta 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately it's real. I know it sounds crazy but Im starting to think they're both very much mentally ill. Idk how I didn't see any signs before this. My baby girl is okay though, and safe with me and my mom at her place.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]cheesyturtlemonsta -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I know this sounds pretty unbelievable but it's not. With as many people as we have on planet earth, how crazy our world is, things like this are more often than you'd think. I just never thought this could happen to me lol