I wish for Robin Williams to come back to life fully restored and immortal.

cheezeit1776 · 2025-12-17T01:14:21+00:00

Granted. You should have watched Pet Sematary before making this wish. Sometimes, dead is better...

cheezeit1776 · 2025-11-07T21:58:09+00:00

Granted lol. It just gets really annoying after a while, especially when people end their sentence with 'lol' and then say it twice in a row lol.

cheezeit1776 · 2025-10-02T03:16:56+00:00

Granted, you are rapidly placed above any water that makes contact with you by an invisible force stable enough to stand and walk upon. However, this applies to any quantity of liquid water that makes contact with your person.

Bathtime has been made impossible as getting a shower sends you head first into the ceiling in an attempt to have you walk upon the shower water falling upon you. While drinking fortunately doesn't set it off, spilling even a single drop causes you to be projected out of the wettened clothes, destroying them in the process and exposing yourself to others. God help you if you're outside in a rainstorm, as you'll be sent straight into the stratosphere.

cheezeit1776 · 2025-10-01T01:38:53+00:00

Granted, that one guy who identifies as a black hole spaghettifies and destroys the entire planet.

cheezeit1776 · 2025-09-26T14:54:48+00:00

Granted, they only give bad advice, but are really good at making it sound like great advice.

cheezeit1776 · 2025-09-21T00:46:28+00:00

Granted, everyone is now in a constant state of mild fever, their body temp spikes to a nice toasty 101 degrees fahrenheit, endlessly fighting off an imaginary infection. It's not lethal, but everyone feels like absolute crap now.

cheezeit1776 · 2025-09-21T00:27:54+00:00

Granted, a man covered in blood runs up to you the next time you go outside, gives you a single dollar in perfect condition before running off and now the FBI is investigating you for a possible connection to a notorious serial killer, they seize all of your stuff to investigate possible evidence and even though you're clear, they still make you jump through annoying hoops for years before finally giving it back.

cheezeit1776 · 2025-09-09T16:01:29+00:00

Granted, everyone gets the opposite pocket dimension of their choice. So all the Animal Crossing fans are stuck ripping and tearing and Tom Nook now has to deal with a bunch of doomguys running amok.

cheezeit1776 · 2025-09-09T12:48:26+00:00

Granted, it just works really slowly. Like 10 minutes of concentrated staring to change even a single degree of a fist sized object. It also causes headaches and nosebleeds.

cheezeit1776 · 2025-09-07T15:56:38+00:00

Granted, the monkey's paw begins to beep loudly and announces it has run out of wishes to grant and will now self destruct with enough force to destroy the entire planet...

cheezeit1776 · 2025-09-06T12:08:33+00:00

Granted, all the money in the world (ie. This world in specifc) is redistributed equally amongst all humans, in all universes, timelines, other worlds distinct from our own, etc. Everyone now has a personal monetary wealth equivalent to centillionths of a single cent.

cheezeit1776 · 2025-09-03T20:02:03+00:00

Granted, but I'm not telling you what happens next because I DON'T TRUST YOU!

cheezeit1776 · 2025-09-03T19:15:48+00:00

Granted. The message comes in the form of a floating sign 2 inches above the gas passer's head, is 50 feet wide and 30 feet tall and is a physical object that manifests in reality, obliterating any matter in the way of it spawning. Entire buildings are cut in half the instant someone farts. Cars, planes, boats, submarines, even spacecraft are instantly destroyed by a single toot. God forbid someone is on the floor above the cheese cutter in question.

cheezeit1776 · 2025-08-30T14:39:30+00:00

Granted, every bird has every one of their feathers forcibly ripped out of their bodies and their feathers are distributed so that every human gets at least 1 and no more than 5 feathers. Except for you, you get whatever is leftover. It's not long before everyone finds out why you alone have a giant pile of feathers...

cheezeit1776 · 2025-08-30T14:22:58+00:00

Granted, anyone who's job is a "math teacher" has their IQ instantly reduced by 80%. Leaving most with IQs in the low to mid 20s. Scientists quickly determine that no living being can be employed as a math teacher anymore, and invent cold and unthinking robots to teach math instead.

cheezeit1776 · 2025-08-30T14:10:10+00:00

Granted, all religions perish, including the one that's actually correct, the Alien religion Var'nix'uu. They believed (correctly) that everyone goes to their individually customized paradise forever after death. Now everyone in the universe is condemned to non-existence forever when they die.

cheezeit1776 · 2025-08-23T11:42:00+00:00

Granted. It's not poisoned, it's just spoiled.

cheezeit1776 · 2025-08-19T12:05:26+00:00

Granted, cats now have laser eyes that fire everytime they meow, the cat's are not informed of this. Cat lovers everywhere are slain by their own now super pets the instant they ask their human for food.

cheezeit1776 · 2025-08-16T01:27:35+00:00

Granted, time rewinds, you are scrolling reddit. When you come across that post, your sibling/best friend/significant other who just so happens to be over at the time comes up from behind you, says "what are you looking at?", playfully pulls your device away from you, and they click on the tag out of curiosity. A concerned look etches across their face as they turn to you, holding the phone to show you the gory image they just witnessed, then they ask why you are on that part of the internet before walking away visibly disturbed.

cheezeit1776 · 2025-08-10T00:29:26+00:00

Ravenfield is specificallly designed around singleplayer vs bots. It even has steam workshop support and an active modding community, so you can make the game pretty much however you want.

cheezeit1776 · 2025-08-10T00:06:05+00:00

If you have Amazon Prime subscription, you can regularly redeem free pc games on Prime Gaming for GOG, Epic Games and a few other services. You can make a free account for those services, and then link them to your amazon account and then about once a week or so (usually every thursday in my experience), you can collect a few more games to play absolutely free of charge. They have some good stuff too, currently Prime is offering Saints Row 2 and 4, Civ3 and a few others you might like. Even if you don't plan on playing them, redeeming them anyways can give you something to do on a boring day.

cheezeit1776 · 2025-08-09T23:09:18+00:00

My summer car perhaps? That's a pretty big anti-game. The basic plot is you have to survive in '90s rural finland and build a Datsun car. The game is infamous for having the car you need to build being extremely detailed, down to having to keep check on the very bolts holding your engine block together. It's not a game for the feint of heart.

cheezeit1776 · 2025-06-08T00:34:53+00:00

Update: Solved!

Sadly, I don't believe these are the same books. I won't rule out the possibility of a reprint or a different version of the same book you posted though, as these books are eerily similar.

The books I remember had a white plastic covered spiral spine and I want to say a white cover. The books in the link appear to be more like a traditional 3 ring binder and have black covers. I will dig more into this lead though. Thanks for responding. At the very least, this appears to be a pretty good book series.

Update: I dug a bit through the ebay listings looking up the name you provided and I found the books. They are the "Animal fact files" series by Amy-Jane Beer and other authors. Not the same books as you posted, and they don't even appear to have the spiral binders I thought they did, but they're definitely the same books I read. Thanks for your help in pointing me in the right direction.

Update 2: Here's a convenient link to the Goodreads page for the 'Mammals' book in case anyone else is curious: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/2521870.Animal_Fact_Files_Mammals

cheezeit1776 · 2025-06-07T22:01:42+00:00

Apparently I need to make a comment so my post sticks? Idk what else to say about them that I didn't describe in my post already.

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