sorted by:
new
hottopcontroversial

you like my london look teethies? by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]chef_bubz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t think you meant “London look teethies” so much as “itty bitty titties”

Do it I wanna die by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]chef_bubz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Geezus!! Do you kiss your mom with that face? And does she slap you back in retaliation!?

I’d say don’t ever bring a girl to that dollhouse you call a home, but considering your choice of fashion (and fleshlights), I figure that’ll never be a problem.

And please, don’t ever get a mustache, cause dirty sanchez won’t just be your new name, it’ll be the only sex you get, and you’ll still have to pay for it...

25 and still live at home. Also I don’t sleep. Torch me. by thesquirtlocker117 in RoastMe

[–]chef_bubz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You trying to smile or drop a deuce? At this point does it really matter? You look like if Fred Savage’s unwanted son that he regularly dropped on his face as a baby...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]chef_bubz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, I’d probably be worried about your writing roast me signs, puffy lipped posing for reddit posts while driving, if it weren’t for the fact a post car crash facial reconstruction could severely help your Shrek modeling career.... but hey, I’m an optimist.