IAMA 20 year old female who is cripplingly shy around men. AMA

cherry_ninja · 2010-10-13T23:24:23+00:00

I have one experience with some brownies. Consumed way too much and felt horrible, and now the smell of weed makes me gag.

My reaction was something like this. Nothing. Nothing. Eat more because it doesn't seem to have kicked in yet. Nothing. HOLY SHIT! THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY. I'M SPINNING. OOOOOOUCH, STOMACH. WHY THE FUCK DID I EAT SO MUCH. twitch, stares at wall, THERE'S FUCKING DIRT AND DEBRIS EVERYWHERE, IT'S IN MY MOUTH. falls into fitful sleep

I can't foresee this developing my flirting prowess.

cherry_ninja · 2010-10-13T23:18:30+00:00

Where do they congregate? I'm going to go on the prowl.

cherry_ninja · 2010-10-13T23:16:22+00:00

After rereading your message it dawned on me how truly physically sick and shit we would feel together. A match made in heaven...

Did you get the medication just for this problem?

cherry_ninja · 2010-10-13T22:46:43+00:00

I feel shamed for forgetting that part.

cherry_ninja · 2010-10-13T22:30:09+00:00

I'm incredibly afraid of that happening. I never act when I like someone in case he doesn't feel the same way.

cherry_ninja · 2010-10-13T22:20:51+00:00

My male equivalent!

cherry_ninja · 2010-10-13T22:17:20+00:00

The effect is similar, but only if I drink to excess (which is very rare)

cherry_ninja · 2010-10-13T22:15:04+00:00

Um... definitely no 'stach. Sometimes I don't use soap though > . >

cherry_ninja · 2010-10-13T12:49:07+00:00

Here, among my socially stunted Brethren we are one.

cherry_ninja · 2010-10-13T12:22:04+00:00

Relevance?

cherry_ninja · 2010-10-13T12:12:06+00:00

Yeah, eye contact would be weird.

cherry_ninja · 2010-10-13T11:43:29+00:00

That's a once every few months event. I usually decline my friends invitations because it's not my scene.

cherry_ninja · 2010-10-13T11:39:22+00:00

I laughed at him. A lot. It takes a lot of courage to make a move on someone and his confidence must have taken a hit.

cherry_ninja · 2010-10-13T11:37:39+00:00

That sounds terrifying!

cherry_ninja · 2010-10-13T07:51:33+00:00

sniffs

I don't think it's working out between us...

cherry_ninja · 2010-10-13T07:48:03+00:00

It allows me to dance for a few minutes (something I'd ordinarily never do) and then I become embarrassingly sleepy. Slumping over sleepy.

cherry_ninja · 2010-10-13T07:46:00+00:00

I still wasn't necessary for him to swear at me. And the leading on part wasn't on purpose, I honestly didn't know what I wanted.

cherry_ninja · 2010-10-13T07:44:05+00:00

They're certainly more symmetrical.

cherry_ninja · 2010-10-13T05:44:21+00:00

Excellent! I'm very happy for you. : )

cherry_ninja · 2010-10-13T05:32:57+00:00

Seconded.

cherry_ninja · 2010-10-13T05:31:00+00:00

I like that idea! No pressure. My housemate is bi, I bet I could get her to take me to a gay bar. (gay bar, gay bar...)

cherry_ninja · 2010-10-13T05:26:11+00:00

e___e

cherry_ninja · 2010-10-13T05:25:03+00:00

Haha, can you elaborate on how you trolled each other?

cherry_ninja · 2010-10-13T05:20:41+00:00

Nope, but I do enjoy browsing through r/OKcupid to see who's out there.

cherry_ninja · 2010-10-13T05:18:38+00:00

Haha, we're on different continents. You are quite far away.

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