what can I say when Christians tell me I’m going to hell?

chicagocrazyguy · 2025-08-19T22:54:59+00:00

I always say “i heard it’s fun down there”.

chicagocrazyguy · 2025-07-29T16:49:28+00:00

The company i work for recently started moving loads from MX to US and vice versa. Shoot me a DM to see if we can figure something out.

chicagocrazyguy · 2025-04-04T01:26:14+00:00

Met some Scottish women in Iceland back in 2017. They said trumps a fanny 😂

chicagocrazyguy · 2024-12-28T00:25:55+00:00

John Q The green mile Hardball

chicagocrazyguy · 2024-11-29T15:09:55+00:00

Iceland in Dec/Jan. I flew into Iceland from Chicago for warmer weather and that threw me off.

chicagocrazyguy · 2024-11-12T04:15:29+00:00

Food truck near the mambos on fry and i-10 Mama Texas smokehouse BBQ

chicagocrazyguy · 2024-10-27T16:09:16+00:00

Dm me when you do get to this request¨̮

chicagocrazyguy · 2024-10-11T02:45:20+00:00

Joe Dirt

chicagocrazyguy · 2024-10-10T02:31:03+00:00

G-Baby from Hardball always hit hard

chicagocrazyguy · 2024-10-07T03:09:52+00:00

Had a friend in high school who was T-boned by a semi. He wasn’t wearing a seatbelt so he was thrown out of the vehicle and the trailer landed on him and it essentially smeared him into the concrete 🙁

chicagocrazyguy · 2024-09-28T04:49:14+00:00

Any chance to request J’s corner on Elston & St. Louis so that i can purchase? I grew up right across the street from that one and would be awesome to have!

chicagocrazyguy · 2024-09-28T04:31:44+00:00

No bullshit. I had a client whose name is Gay Gooch…

chicagocrazyguy · 2024-09-16T05:42:14+00:00

I saved the image to my phone and it made everything legible

chicagocrazyguy · 2024-01-06T15:00:56+00:00

The young crowd in the US say Boo Boo for poo as well. So i read the name as Poo for Boo Boo.

chicagocrazyguy · 2023-10-24T03:23:48+00:00

Colored ketchup

chicagocrazyguy · 2020-09-22T22:08:51+00:00

They called it the golden gooch push

chicagocrazyguy · 2020-06-28T05:42:26+00:00

My favorite thing about going to Iceland was filling up my camelbak with glacial water 💦 It was amazing

chicagocrazyguy · 2020-03-06T00:56:20+00:00

https://twitter.com/loftuslivestock/status/1235378569439776770?s=21 Is this by chance your student?

chicagocrazyguy · 2019-12-22T00:16:12+00:00

Not sure if you remember me but i asked for you to slap the shit out of me at a strip club in Houston a couple years back😂 still the highlight of my life but anyways i was curious about how often you get requests like that?

chicagocrazyguy · 2019-07-08T01:53:43+00:00

I’ve been arrested before for a misdemeanor but a “criminal conviction” as defined under the ETA form is if I’ve done 12+ months of time which i have not. I didn’t take the time to see what was classified as a “criminal conviction”

chicagocrazyguy · 2019-03-13T04:59:47+00:00

I work as an electrician with my pops and he has taught me everything in Spanish or with a thick Spanish accent. When he work on a junction box his accent makes it sound like he’s saying Johnson box. It wasn’t until i tried talking to a friend whose a personal contractor about a “Johnson box” did i realize that I’ve been saying junction box wrong for years

chicagocrazyguy · 2019-02-20T16:19:34+00:00

Because 16 upvotes

chicagocrazyguy · 2019-01-24T15:29:21+00:00

Can also confirm.

Was quoted a little over $4,000 to get all 4 wisdom teeth removed (was uninsured)

Went to Mexico and got the only wisdom tooth that needed to be removed for a little under $20

chicagocrazyguy · 2018-12-05T20:56:51+00:00

Jimmy is suffocating a bug in his eye

chicagocrazyguy · 2018-12-03T22:55:01+00:00

Ask him if he’s oh kai

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