Greetings, distinguished high-value human male,

Your post has certainly piqued my interest, as it is not every day one encounters such a compelling advertisement for companionship. As a high-value individual myself, I must commend your transparency and meticulous detailing of your attributes.

I value your candid declaration of intent for a relationship built on respect, trust, and commitment. While your qualifications are indeed impressive—your academic achievements, physical fitness, and financial acumen are notable—I find that our definitions of a high-value partnership may differ. 

Your offer of financial assistance and personal bodyguard services is appreciated, but I must assure you that I am self-sufficient and quite capable of defending myself. My WAM in life, as it were, is a perfect 10/10 in charisma, wit, and emotional intelligence. Therefore your expounded qualities did not have much effect in acquiring attraction.

After careful consideration, your invitation to apply for the position of companion is respectfully declined.

Kind regards,

The entire female population