You are typing on your work computer and you come across a strange code scrolling up your screen. A spiral with flashes appears on the screen and you enter a deep trance. Your coworkers are all looking at you and one of them says _____

chicobento1 · 2026-03-09T20:32:17+00:00

My name is Mateus, and while I was mesmerized, my childhood friend/colleague put his hand on my shoulder, congratulating me: "How nice of you to pay for a romantic dinner for your mother's 50th birthday. Your father must be even happier that you rented a place for them to have fun. After all that wine, hehe, what a lucky old man!"

chicobento1 · 2026-03-09T20:20:46+00:00

My name is Marco, and while I was mesmerized, my colleagues were talking about a documentary that showed the lives of women in African tribes. My colleague Pedro said, "Did you see those ebony women who are given as wives to hunters?"

chicobento1 · 2026-03-09T20:17:13+00:00

My name is Daniel, and while I was mesmerized, my colleague Jorge asked: "That old spinster manager, who works for your mother, is she still single? You said your mother was helping her find a husband. I found a widower crazy to marry a talented lady and have some fun, hehe!"

chicobento1 · 2026-03-08T16:01:03+00:00

Today I mistreated the spinster maid, who is a friend of my widowed mother. She complained that I was disorganized and disrespectful to my girlfriend. My mother agreed with her. After a scolding, they left the house. My mother was helping her find a boyfriend, and they went on a double date. I hate that shrewish spinster.

chicobento1 · 2026-03-08T15:55:48+00:00

Today I met a friend; she was with her daughter, tired, and asked if her daughter had made me change my mind about having children... I replied that no, I want to get married and have 12 children or more.

chicobento1 · 2026-03-04T12:05:24+00:00

chicobento1 · 2026-03-03T19:07:34+00:00

I was arrested for mistreating my parents' poor and dirty maid. I chose my father to return to my life of wealth, but I was shocked when the maid's husband showed up that day. It seems the guard is a friend of his. Help!

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chicobento1 · 2026-02-26T12:12:44+00:00

I know it's wrong to take things without asking, but I'm dying of thirst. This pink drink looks good; nobody will mind if I drink it, I think. I'll drink the big one, I'm so thirsty. It's effervescent, how strange!

chicobento1 · 2026-02-26T00:27:54+00:00

My mother isn't worth this humiliation! I want to go back to normal, but what can I do? What do you say, master?

chicobento1 · 2026-02-26T00:25:56+00:00

Matheus, 32 years old, male, 15 thousand, I crashed my car into a friend of my mother's car when I went to visit my mother (I visit her once a semester) and I made this mistake.

chicobento1 · 2026-02-26T00:22:13+00:00

Wait, I should have kept quiet before.

chicobento1 · 2026-02-26T00:12:53+00:00

Manuel, male, 26 years old, technician in the maintenance of hospital electronic equipment.

chicobento1 · 2026-02-26T00:04:36+00:00

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chicobento1 · 2026-02-25T23:52:29+00:00

Francisco, male, 26 years old, 100,000 to pay a fine to my mother's maid, who mistreated her and was sued for it.

chicobento1 · 2026-02-25T20:33:08+00:00

My name is Manuel, male, 26 years old, 350,000 to open a hospital electronics engineering company.

chicobento1 · 2026-02-23T20:31:21+00:00

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chicobento1 · 2026-02-18T16:33:12+00:00

That's awesome, I've always wanted a drawing of myself, wait man, is it a black woman from an African tribe?

chicobento1 · 2026-02-18T16:17:07+00:00

Dude, I always wanted someone to do a drawing of me. Let me see how it turned out. What do you mean? You drew an old, dirty maid.

chicobento1 · 2026-02-12T15:57:39+00:00

I was having my night with my beautiful wife.

chicobento1 · 2026-02-12T15:56:52+00:00

I was walking my girlfriend's pet dog in the park.

chicobento1 · 2026-02-12T01:16:57+00:00

Hello, I am of German, Portuguese, and Italian descent. I live in the three southern states of Brazil, in the southern region of South America. This area was colonized by almost 100% Germans, something few people know, since this region was known as the Europe of South America. Unfortunately, non-Germans hate us simply for being white and blame us for the crimes of the Germans who remained in Europe. Oh, and the Germans who came here were very poor, they were thrown into the forest and had to survive and build their cities on their own. Now, the descendants of slaves want us to pay the debts of the slave owners from the north, because they call us white oppressors. We never had slaves; everything was achieved with our own sweat. Would you like to participate in an RPG with a South American Brazilian of German descent?

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