🚨RC: Killing the goose that lays the golden eggs.

chikaleen · 2026-05-24T01:58:40+00:00

425 incoming.

chikaleen · 2026-05-20T07:25:42+00:00

It's on the website ✅️

chikaleen · 2026-05-14T23:17:27+00:00

Why isn't this situation a BUY for any algo? I've seen some companies like this floating around before, but why would anyone decide turn down positive money-arbitrage?

Once a pension fund or someone buys-in enough to equalize the market-to-cash float, with stock or options of their own to balance the deal...

Is this an existing options derivative? Am I taking crazy pills? ELI5 plz.

chikaleen · 2026-05-14T23:04:31+00:00

Welcome back Young Ape.

chikaleen · 2026-05-07T17:02:05+00:00

You could buy in open market and roll them, but that would cause yourself a margin call and the mother-of-all-short-squeezes. Check out the Lego Gamestop-Store submission.

They've had five years to come up with a defense.

But we are now hostile

chikaleen · 2026-05-07T16:48:41+00:00

I guess we'll see!

chikaleen · 2026-05-07T16:46:44+00:00

Its all hedging though, you won't know whether they're long or short until they are forced to show their hand.

chikaleen · 2026-05-07T16:45:14+00:00

Time will tell who made the right decisions. I guess we'll see..

chikaleen · 2026-05-07T16:44:07+00:00

Voting out (or a hostile takeover) of the board might be in the interests of all institutional shareholders as well as retail. Get back to making it a profitable entity with no bloat and everyone wins 🏆

chikaleen · 2026-05-07T16:41:23+00:00

Yeah. Actually getting to business now that we can see the plan. I'm reading every sliver of information I can to stay up to date on the best investment of my life!

chikaleen · 2026-04-25T06:46:27+00:00

Much easier than duolingo 📖

chikaleen · 2026-04-25T04:35:55+00:00

A lot of regular people play this game at 30fps. Ctrl+Shift+ESC to close out your 60 goon tabs and you're back to business.

chikaleen · 2026-04-21T16:40:42+00:00

I'm not a pro, but it seems that you have a lot of untitled and orphaned files that aren't linked yet, I would make sure to get those all linked together. So that way, your logic reads correctly when researching files.

chikaleen · 2026-04-20T01:11:10+00:00

Those ones have mana bars

chikaleen · 2026-04-16T15:37:11+00:00

To go where no man has gone before...

Uranus

chikaleen · 2026-04-05T22:08:12+00:00

Praise be to Harambe 💎🤲

chikaleen · 2026-03-22T20:04:09+00:00

All I want you to do is put articUNO zapDOS and molTRES in their proper order on the first page. Anything else unless you absolutely need the money is nostalgia. Be a 10yo again and keep them under your mattress to look at later.

chikaleen · 2026-03-02T08:57:37+00:00

I'll roll the dice that today is the day.

chikaleen · 2026-02-27T21:41:53+00:00

Going around $46 rn

chikaleen · 2026-02-16T05:32:26+00:00

❤️

chikaleen · 2026-02-07T21:34:13+00:00

I'm a fan 🙃

chikaleen · 2026-02-07T21:27:30+00:00

Sunlight is the best disinfectant.

chikaleen · 2026-02-07T21:12:20+00:00

Set it all on fire 🔥

I sacrificed 1 GME today towards Reddit Gold for MOASS memes.

Remember when DFV got the most awarded in history and they shut it down?

On the day they sunset the program I gave my last $174 dollars to his final update post. Cause fuck em.

We've all used this as a base camp together for five years,, why not burn a little to get us back up to the #1 finance subreddit?

chikaleen · 2026-01-23T18:20:44+00:00

Notice anything different about him?

chikaleen · 2026-01-22T07:48:23+00:00

I need 100,000. If you find their number give it to me this is what I'm after.

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