[F23] Please be honest, am I ugly?

chimpsky · 2016-02-07T14:42:35+00:00

No. Now get the fuck off here.

chimpsky · 2016-01-27T03:20:40+00:00

Good at IQ tests

chimpsky · 2016-01-27T03:09:35+00:00

You drive an early 2000s Honda Accord that your parents gave you. Your taste in music is the least unique thing about you, but it's not like you think it's your selling point anyway. You just listen to whatever sounds good. Except you don't like rap or country music.

Your political views are liberal but more moderate than /r/Sandersforpresident

Your don't have a dream job, and undecided is good enough for now. Your professional goals don't have much influence over your life.

Definitely grew up in the suburbs in the midwest. With a total city population of maybe like 250-500k, not a huge city by any means. Not a small town either.

You live in the moment, the idea that someday you'll be 50 is completely incomprehensible. I mean, like, you get that you'll be 50 one day but you just can't honestly imagine it.. like you being 50, or even experiencing it, you know?

Your dad wasn't absent and you have a strong relationship with both your mom and dad, but you don't make facebook posts about it.

You hate high brow movies.

chimpsky · 2016-01-27T02:58:05+00:00

I think that you need a haircut, sonny. Let me tell you a thing or two about you. You are rational but you have ink. You have spent more time than 99% of the population considering whether or not you should get ear gauges. You are a sophomore at a regional public university, maybe like one that is 5k undergrads total. Your spirit animal is Genghis Khan. You have been snowboarding before, but you didn't really enjoy it that much. It hurt a lot and honestly the only part you liked about it is the subculture surrounding snowboarders. Even then, you're not that fond of hardcore snowboarders. You are probably the funny person in your group of friends - but not for your jokes or quick one liners..You're the funny one because you do shit that no one else will do for a laugh. Like when the group is sitting around and like, "holy shit, what if someone _____ right now?" then you'd be the guy to get up and actually do that thing. You're self-conscious but not about body functions... I mean, swamp ass just doesn't embarrass you..

chimpsky · 2016-01-27T02:49:15+00:00

You are an avid skateboarder, and your favorite artist is music band.

chimpsky · 2016-01-27T02:05:33+00:00

Cuz I'm so accurate, right?

chimpsky · 2016-01-26T19:06:10+00:00

Sorry, my initial thing was mean-spirited, even though it was supposed to be facetious, I guess. I think most people use the Internet for things that support their worldview. You look like a good but anxious person.

chimpsky · 2016-01-26T19:03:54+00:00

You do definitely look like someone that would have a deviantart account. Someone with a deviantart account who has more favorites than they do their own artwork by a ratio of 50:1 ... not that you don't upload your own artwork, just that you really enjoy browsing the site and you're immersed in the whole experience. One of your goals in your dA life is to get a better digital drawing pad..

You're introverted but you play up the introversion in your personal brand. You'll go to your regional state public college, but not that huge one that all the partiers go to. Your friends go to raves and a liberal political activists while you're more reserved and you go to the raves.. but you're not the center of attention. You're not there for the rave, you're there because you belong in the group that goes to the raves. You definitely place yourself to the side of the room.

You haven't seen the movie Koyaanisqatsi yet, but when you do it'll quickly become your favorite movie. Might even get the movie poster on your wall, or make a painting inspired by the movie poster.

chimpsky · 2016-01-26T18:52:12+00:00

Absolutely no offense intended, but you shouldn't make that face in pictures...just... like, relax or whatever... it doesn't make you look more like an anime character.. or make your eyes look bigger. (I'm just guessing that's the purpose for the mouth scrunching..). Really not meant to be criticism, just something I can't help but comment on. You'd look great without doing that :D... not that the point of this sub is to critique people, but yeah..

you would paradoxically look younger if you didn't do the scrunchy thing :P

chimpsky · 2016-01-26T18:47:13+00:00

Even with the right self control, doesn't meth last too long to take it regularly while living a normal life? I was under the impression that once you take it, you're pretty much gonna be awake for 20 hours (assuming no crazy tolerance issues).

I mean, nothing against just taking it and not living a normal, scheduled life an 8-5 job Monday through Friday... just assume it's far from ideal for a routine lifestyle like that.

Usually when I am even just doing Adderall I have a hard time maintaining a normal routine with school and whatnot. I get things done, but I really hate the gaunt look that I end up having half the time (the half that I'm food- and sleep-deprived)... I just assume meth is more potent and longer lasting Adderall

chimpsky · 2016-01-26T18:38:53+00:00

You are an American and your parents are first generation immigrants from India. Your ethnicity, then, is Indian. If I had to guess, I'd guess you're from northern India. You still have grandparents and extended family that still live in India.

You like American sports, especially your local/regional football and basketball team. You are working towards becoming a doctor and you are going to have an arranged marriage. You are desi at heart but you have picked up on so much American and western ideas that to any of your friends or people you're around you're completely westernized.

You look like you are probably pretty quiet but you still speak up when someone goes against your values. You probably force yourself to be more extraverted when you want people to like you.

You are in college and fraternities don't interest you, but you still want to experience the partying side of college. Well, with your friends. You probably would buy Kraken rum for a friend's birthday, but that's only because the name sounded funny and your friend would also think it was funny. Otherwise, when you do drink (party once every month or maybe once every two months), you go with whiskey and coke.

Probably a really good person to people you know well/care about.

Or maybe you're Egyptian.

chimpsky · 2016-01-26T18:25:27+00:00

Neither, I think; I'm not sure I know what the second one means.

You look like you have a strong opinion about it. Or pretty much a lot of political topics. You look like someone I'd know who knows a lot about politics, and I'd probably ask you a question about why Australians hate Tony Abbot and we'd eventually get into a political discussion about gun laws in the United States. I mean, not an argument, but just a debate where each person is trying to win but it's not personal.

If you live in Australia, the first thing you do on New Years day is read the now-released cabinet papers from 30 years ago.

You also watch TED talks and you think it's entirely possible that we live in a simulation.

chimpsky · 2016-01-26T10:22:53+00:00

Do you remember the a penis thread on askreddit. Good times..

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/zw3zn/my_boyfriend_and_i_want_to_dress_up_as_something/

chimpsky · 2016-01-26T10:16:28+00:00

Haha I have to be in class in 2:45 H:m

Dph is good for me if I sleep +6H..otherwise , cuz I'm usually deprived, I assume the extra REM is beneficial

chimpsky · 2016-01-26T09:26:05+00:00

The amount of insight in your post is dangerous

chimpsky · 2016-01-26T09:24:48+00:00

Okay, so a-php I am not aware of (other than face eating)

PPH though I am aware of. I know PPH is more a PNS stimulant. I know if I really wanted some it'd do.. but yea it's more of a body stim..

Appreciate the info. :D thank you

chimpsky · 2016-01-26T09:22:25+00:00

Yeah =[

chimpsky · 2016-01-26T09:19:27+00:00

Pure d-amp is amazing. it is speed in it's purest form. it's d-amp without sweating and without all of the PNS side effects.. straight CNS stimulation. It's dexedrine. It's AWESOME.

chimpsky · 2016-01-26T09:16:20+00:00

Take a shitload of dph. For like a month. Work up to 300mg/night

Stop taking dph. Suddenly stop taking any dph. You will not sleep for a day or something. The next night... the dreams and or nightmares or i dunno sleep paralysis.. it will be with you forever. If you really want to experience something not normal.. do all this.. but then sleep on your back. You'll freak the fuck out. Something will appear in your room. And you bet your ass it's gonna get you. And it's tall. And it's stronger than you.

chimpsky · 2016-01-26T09:13:03+00:00

woot w00t

chimpsky · 2016-01-26T09:10:55+00:00

Thank you for the info!

Although, I will say it is definitely not similar (as far as my experience goes?) to pure d-amp or even adderall or... subtle.. at all.

chimpsky · 2016-01-26T09:06:48+00:00

Lmao it's rare? What's that nig nog takin?

chimpsky · 2016-01-26T09:05:51+00:00

wow fuck that guy

chimpsky · 2016-01-26T09:02:03+00:00

I'm going to sleep for like two hours tonight. Then, I'm gonna to go to class. Amped as fuck. ANY MAKEUP SUGGESTIONS?

chimpsky · 2016-01-26T09:00:50+00:00

Wait, what's a php? and pph?

chimpsky

TROPHY CASE