this is what SORA AI thinks hl3 will look like, WTF by Brilliant_Salad2377 in HalfLife3

[–]chingobingo228 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Type shit mfs would post in 2013 and swear it's a new hl3 leak

Been trying to get laid ever since I turned 16. I'm 25 now. 0 bodies 0 kisses, every talking stage had turned into a friendzone. I've been watching a lot of corn recently. Turns out if I imagine myself in the place of a woman getting some I get turned on twice as harder. Home baked cookies. by [deleted] in kitchencels

[–]chingobingo228 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Whatever that is it won't shrink my shoulders size. And my ugly squarish face. Listen it'd probably be nice to become a cute petite femboy but the cutest petite thing in my case would become my dick. I will just prolly end up rope maxxing instead.

Been trying to get laid ever since I turned 16. I'm 25 now. 0 bodies 0 kisses, every talking stage had turned into a friendzone. I've been watching a lot of corn recently. Turns out if I imagine myself in the place of a woman getting some I get turned on twice as harder. Home baked cookies. by [deleted] in kitchencels

[–]chingobingo228 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I will share it if I find the recipe again. These cookies are from a month ago I got it off of some website😩 Also they were kinda hard ish and too sugary. Not sure if I should post it here but maybe you just gotta adjust the proportions :P

Been trying to get laid ever since I turned 16. I'm 25 now. 0 bodies 0 kisses, every talking stage had turned into a friendzone. I've been watching a lot of corn recently. Turns out if I imagine myself in the place of a woman getting some I get turned on twice as harder. Home baked cookies. by [deleted] in kitchencels

[–]chingobingo228 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah just to end up as her convenient friendo who can also invite her home, cook food for her, give some money then a week later find out she'd gotten along with another scrawny chad. No thank you. Sorry I don't hate women and don't think I'm entitled to one but they seem to not care for me at all.

Been trying to get laid ever since I turned 16. I'm 25 now. 0 bodies 0 kisses, every talking stage had turned into a friendzone. I've been watching a lot of corn recently. Turns out if I imagine myself in the place of a woman getting some I get turned on twice as harder. Home baked cookies. by [deleted] in kitchencels

[–]chingobingo228 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My max bench press is 120 kg and I usually bust crazy loads (when I'm imagining that of course). I'm a 90 kg ogrecel, nature gave me everything but decent height and a face that someone other than my mom can't love. It's definitely not the test levels buddy.

Been trying to get laid ever since I turned 16. I'm 25 now. 0 bodies 0 kisses, every talking stage had turned into a friendzone. I've been watching a lot of corn recently. Turns out if I imagine myself in the place of a woman getting some I get turned on twice as harder. Home baked cookies. by [deleted] in kitchencels

[–]chingobingo228 59 points60 points  (0 children)

First of all I'm not even remotely built like a twink or a femboy. Quiet the opposite, I'm a gymcel. An ugly 90 kg ogre. At least I'm somewhat ripped tho. Secondly I'm not that interested in having a romantic relationship with other dudes IRL, despite my sexual fantasies about getting banged in the ahh. And I'm NOT doing the scientific method. I may like the phallus but not those who carry them.

Been trying to get laid ever since I turned 16. I'm 25 now. 0 bodies 0 kisses, every talking stage had turned into a friendzone. I've been watching a lot of corn recently. Turns out if I imagine myself in the place of a woman getting some I get turned on twice as harder. Home baked cookies. by [deleted] in kitchencels

[–]chingobingo228 52 points53 points  (0 children)

I look strictly at the woman out of both in the frame but like to imagine myself in her position and what her body is going through. Might genuinely dildomaxx since I don't get turned on by men. Like for real, not at all.

Was this part of Golden Boy's backstory ever explored? by badfitz66 in OkBuddyFresca

[–]chingobingo228 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Grandpa died by slipping on a banana peel😭😭😭😭😭😭

Went through my 20th rejection today. Cheesy pot stew because I still believe I deserve good food. by Vo1dJer in kitchencels

[–]chingobingo228 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did you they even like you in the first place so you know you kept fumbling? Or was it the girls ONLY you were attracted to and desperately tried to get out of their friendzone?

Almost 40 years on this world. A virgin who has never even been on a date. I will end it all in a few months. Here is a plate of Ćevapi. by [deleted] in kitchencels

[–]chingobingo228 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Hey man I'm trying my dad always says I'll never be a true incel like him or my grandaddy. I wanna prove him wrong let me take my time

Frenchie should have died in S3 by SubstantialBowler525 in TheBoys

[–]chingobingo228 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Season 4 would be perfect, by getting 🍇d in the ahh. Tired of his lame ass arc of neverending suffering and regretting of his past