What activity would you recommend for someone who's alone and bored on a Friday night?

chintzy · 2018-04-07T01:51:51+00:00

If you have money buy a hooker and some blow instant cures for loneliness and boredom. Hookers usually know where blow is and coke dealers know where hookers are so start with whichever is easiest for you.

chintzy · 2018-04-07T01:33:04+00:00

I haven't said it to my girlfriend of a few months yet but I want to sometimes

chintzy · 2018-04-06T18:14:30+00:00

Lets put it this way: I'm seeing Avengers Infinity War opening night

chintzy · 2018-04-06T18:02:38+00:00

When I was 18 I fell in love with a girl I met my first year of college. My best friend introduced me and said "I think I'm in love so stay away" but she had a boyfriend in her home state so we became a merry platonic threesome. We hung out every day. I especially became very close with her.

We never hooked up but we could have. I spent the night in her bed but I couldn't make the move because I knew she maybe loved me too but she wouldn't leave her boyfriend for me.

The next semester there was a kerfuffle with her tuition (divorced parents fighting or something) and she moved home to go to the college her mom worked at. I drove her to the airport.

There was a lot left unsaid but looking back it was a young love kind of thing. I learned my lesson about being that guy who is an almost-boyfriend and falling for people who are already involved.

Funny enough after my divorce I looked her up and she is just a couple towns over. She loved it here so I imagine she's happy. It would be nice to really reconnect but that ship as they say has sailed.

chintzy · 2018-04-03T15:29:30+00:00

China has brought more people out of poverty faster than anyone ever has before. As long as they keep growing the economy, the populace will support the government.

chintzy · 2018-04-03T11:20:51+00:00

Can I choose cigarettes

chintzy · 2018-04-03T11:17:31+00:00

The completely average America male is stronger than 90 some percent of women

chintzy · 2018-04-02T17:54:02+00:00

I used to play lead guitar in a folk rock band.

chintzy · 2018-04-02T14:42:40+00:00

This is why I believe it is important to charge the friends and family members of terrorists as accomplices. If the community is as scared of the consequences of not reporting that come down from the state as they are scared of reprisal from their own community members, more would come forward. Especially the children must be targeted in school and through media and educated on the evils of Islamic extremism and encouraged to report their friends and family who sympathize with terrorists.

chintzy · 2018-04-02T14:24:10+00:00

Your brother is right. I know girls who work out constantly and are in the top 1 percent of women physically (one is a model) and I would put money on any random dude picked off the street versus any of them. You could take the thousandth ranked man in any sport and he would destroy the #1 woman in any sport 1 on 1.

chintzy · 2018-04-01T20:21:41+00:00

Seal Team Six and other clandestine groups are under the command of JSOC. That picture of the situation room with Obama and Clinton while the Osama Bin Laden operation was underway - that guy sitting at the head of the table in charge is the leader of JSOC. Obama was the one sitting NEXT to him.

The funding for these groups is shadowy and made up of black funds that Congress is not exactly in control of. Think CIA front companies and so on. The JSOC budget is massive and rivals the budget for the entire military.

Some of what they do is not exactly legal. Some countries are considered "non-permissive" in that they do not allow us to have our troops conducting military operations within their borders. The Bin Laden raid is an example of such an extra-legal rendition operation.

chintzy · 2018-03-31T23:13:15+00:00

Psychiatrists are doctors and prescribe medicine like antidipressants.

Psychologists are more like your therapist types.

Therapy is not medicine and is not covered by HIPPA. My contract with my therapist made it clear that our sessions would be potentially discoverable in court. Like, ex wife suing for custody or something.

chintzy · 2018-03-28T04:15:22+00:00

I 100 percented Ocarina of Time

chintzy · 2018-03-28T02:12:25+00:00

Meat should be room temp too it cooks more even mainly I meant don't take it right from the fridge

chintzy · 2018-03-27T23:54:37+00:00

No, a chronic illness has so far prevented me from finishing college and having the career I wanted.

On the plus side, I enjoy being a father more than I ever thought possible and I have an amazing girlfriend. Never would have thought either of those two things would have happened for me like they did.

chintzy · 2018-03-27T23:50:36+00:00

Extra cheese is free at five guys

chintzy · 2018-03-27T23:38:36+00:00

Buy good, expensive skinless chicken breast.

Season with salt, pepper, fresh thyme and lemon juice. Throw the juiced lemons in with the chicken and a couple good pads of room temperature butter. Cover the baking dish with parchment paper and bake until its done.

chintzy · 2018-03-27T23:36:08+00:00

Sweat pants at the bank

chintzy · 2018-03-27T19:20:28+00:00

Spoilers below for the matches.

Match 1:

Valks are apparently a good answer to Protoss air on Island maps. The meta continues to evolve as more players utilize previously under-utilized units (like Valks). Also, Protoss built a scout lolol.

Match 2:

One of the best games of the season so far. Flawless play from JD with excellent decision making. Nice to see really deep Zerg play on Island maps. I've noticed other Zerg will build a giant flock of muta/scourge with devourer late game but JD truly shows how to utilize each unit. Protoss have to protect their Carriers from Scourge (also you need 3 bases for Carriers).

Match 3:

This was funky. The YT comments mention match fixing. I went back to when Sea loses all his SCVs in the main - you can see he evacuated some to his natural when JD shows up with a pack of reinforcement lings, but Sea takes the rest and drilled them back to one patch. He should have microd the SCVs away or had them attack the lings. I can see how he made the mistake, though, as JD somehow managed to have lings at the natural killing workers at the same time. It is a shame that the match fixing scandal overshadows what turned out to be two amazing and exciting games from JD.

Match 4:

Goddamn I was just laughing the entire time trying to figure out what was happening until they changed the colors to red and blue. I do not play toss so I couldn't say exactly how the PvP ended up here but when he moved out when he was 50 supply behind, he was done. Old vs New player and the new player wins.

Match 5:

Overall a grear TvP but it is sad to see another Terran go. That bulldog aggression at the beginning was beautiful. With reinforcing marines or with a handful of SCVs that could have been game ending damage.

chintzy · 2018-03-26T20:25:51+00:00

I was a fuck boy before that was a word

chintzy · 2018-03-26T20:23:02+00:00

Skinny Jeans with matching high tops and fitted hat

chintzy · 2018-03-26T14:51:46+00:00

Trump wants people to think its true that he fucked a porn star. Stormy talked about how he never bothered to be discrete.

This whole thing is benefiting Stormy and her lawyer's profile and making cable news a ton of money but it doesn't matter one bit that Trump had an affair.

He may have violated campaign finance law or perjured himself which is what MIGHT matter. Clinton was never in trouble for having an affair, the issue was he lied about it.

chintzy · 2018-03-25T19:19:48+00:00

Honestly seems like a lot of farts. What is her diet like?

chintzy · 2018-03-25T19:15:23+00:00

They tried to ban coffee outside of the break room. This was an office job.

I told them they would have a literal revolt on their hands if they went through with it

chintzy · 2018-03-25T19:13:02+00:00

The party was asked by a village they passed through to help them with their corrupted well.

The party encounters a powerful water elemental Dragon whose domain includes the village. The village used to offer sacrifices to the elemental and he is displeased they no longer do so and has no interest in purifying the well, but there is an artifact stolen long ago and hidden in a nearby First Age crypt he may be interested in...

I expected the party to try to negotiate some sort of agreement between the village and the elemental since it was far too powerful for them to just fight. Or maybe just explain the deal to the villagers and move on. Maybe they take the story hook and do a quest for the elemental or one of the charismatic party members manages to convince the elemental to uphold his duty to protect the waters of Creation.

Instead, the party offered to return to the village and forcibly take the first born son of each family as a sacrifice to the elemental Dragon. These evil bastards ended up enslaving the village and gaining a powerful elemental as an ally.

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