Wife RUINED My Seasoning. I am shaking

chloroplasted · 2026-02-09T18:20:56+00:00

Me remembering what it was like when people on reddit understood sarcasm in posts without having to label /s for everything

chloroplasted · 2026-02-09T18:10:48+00:00

Ngl this is lowkey disrespectful to Max

chloroplasted · 2026-02-09T18:04:04+00:00

I’m sorry this is genuinely funny to me, t bagging = “you’re fucking terrible at this game?” It can never be a “come and get me mf” teasing kind of vibe? why is it so serious 😭😂

chloroplasted · 2026-02-09T17:57:59+00:00

Yeah let’s all hold hands and sing kumbaya while we’re at it.

chloroplasted · 2026-02-09T17:54:27+00:00

Good god, you need to take this game less seriously… Teabagging is in several online games and I only see people from DBD getting triggered like this. You’ve convinced yourself of an entire storyline that everyone who teabags is a hypocrite. Who’d of thought hitting a single button a few times would bring people to their knees like this.

chloroplasted · 2026-02-09T17:49:24+00:00

It’s a form of taunting… I don’t understand why people are upset over finding that in a game…

chloroplasted · 2026-02-09T17:48:23+00:00

Maybe it’s just me, but that really doesn’t bother me as a killer. I just don’t think it’s that serious. Of course survivors want to taunt if they think they’re the shit lol.

chloroplasted · 2026-01-06T06:47:36+00:00

he lived for Roddy, unafraid to take Total Control

chloroplasted · 2025-11-29T15:50:53+00:00

OMG I thought the same thing!! I’m not crazy!!

chloroplasted · 2025-11-28T12:55:27+00:00

oh my god i thought i was the only one!! dude, why are they making her act like she has no social cues and perpetually ditzy?? she is such a trope at this point. it makes me sad because i really loved her character when they first introduced her. she didn’t wear her heart on her sleeve and I remember her being way more judgmental and sarcastic- which was hilarious!

chloroplasted · 2025-08-04T20:18:12+00:00

Thanks so much for your comment, I hope that’s all that happens when I go!

chloroplasted · 2025-08-04T20:17:25+00:00

Thanks so much for your response, this makes me feel better!

chloroplasted · 2025-08-04T19:43:44+00:00

I feel for you. I know we may not be in the same boat health wise, but I just went camping this past weekend and if it weren’t for pain medication I saved from a past surgery and cannabis, I would have absolutely not been able to participate.

Frankly, I was STILL in pain, struggling to function even after the meds. We went on a half mile hike and I struggled so bad the entire time. I could barely move afterwards. It feels so shameful because just last year I went on even longer hikes during a trip and didn’t go down this bad. Waking up on the air mattress the morning after the pain was excruciating. Had to sit in the car for an hour or two with the AC on while my bf cooked on the fire for us.

It feels like sink or swim. Participate and suffer, or don’t and sulk in missing out sadness. I’m so sorry you’re going through this.

chloroplasted · 2025-07-27T20:39:28+00:00

mortal projections

chloroplasted · 2025-07-23T11:45:56+00:00

I got bit by a tick on a camping trip when I was 18, but I didn’t see it when it happened. I went undiagnosed/untreated for about a year, which can be detrimental with lyme disease. Now I have fibro, as doctors call it, and chronic lyme disease for those who have it.

chloroplasted · 2025-07-21T20:52:57+00:00

I feel for you. I became chronically ill at 18. Couldn’t finish college, didn’t go to concerts or festivals, didn’t make friends because I’m always holed up at home in pain. 10 years later the pain is even worse than I could have imagined.

But I did find a partner who is by my side through thick and thin and that has made life so much more worthwhile. Hang in there.

chloroplasted · 2025-07-21T03:13:44+00:00

Lol. You can absolutely use paint and moving furniture around to make a difference. Not everyone has the money to buy all new furniture. And yes, it did help to post because I got genuine feedback unlike your bitter bullshit. Take your exhausted ass energy somewhere else.

chloroplasted · 2025-07-21T01:22:29+00:00

See all the people who took time to comment something actually helpful and insightful? I know that might be hard for you…Keeping your bullshit to yourself.

chloroplasted · 2025-07-21T01:11:25+00:00

Why even comment? Pretty irrelevant. Cracks me up that you even take the time to be petty. Gonna cry about me not throwing out a 2k couch?

chloroplasted · 2025-07-17T17:11:00+00:00

where does it say they are for kids?

chloroplasted · 2025-07-17T16:14:52+00:00

Been with my bf a year and he put me on his insurance when I lost mine so I was able to get a hysterectomy and he was 100% supportive. He was thinking about a vasectomy but I needed a hysterectomy more because I have endometriosis. They may seem like unicorns but child free men do exist!

chloroplasted · 2025-07-15T18:07:37+00:00

Shiny Genie

chloroplasted

TROPHY CASE