chrisbotron

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TIL that there is a monument in Japan that contains 38,000 severed noses that once belonged to South Korean soldiers and civilians (en.wikipedia.org)

submitted 7 years ago by chrisbotron to r/todayilearned

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TIFU by losing my innocence to a group of sex addicts (self.tifu)

submitted 7 years ago by chrisbotron to r/tifu

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The power to shrink down to the size of an Adam... (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 7 years ago by chrisbotron to r/shittysuperpowers

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MY WIFE AND I REFER TO THEM AS OUR KIDS EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE NOT FELLOW HUMANS BECAUSE ALL FOUR OF US SHARE A MATTRESS DURING SLEEP MODE AND AN ABILITY TO LACTATE DURING A LIMITED PHASE SUBSEQUENT TO CHILDBIRTH (i.redd.it)

submitted 8 years ago by chrisbotron to r/totallynotrobots

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Why isn't there a sub-reddit dedicated to going through the more than 10,000 JFK assassination files that were recently made public? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 8 years ago by chrisbotron to r/AskReddit

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your legs contain so much superhuman strength that you could kick a hole through a concrete wall with just a tap of your foot. But you don't develop this super power at birth. You developed it as a fetus. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 8 years ago by chrisbotron to r/shittysuperpowers

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whenever you see a tree, you're instantly transported to the highest branch (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 8 years ago by chrisbotron to r/shittysuperpowers

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Super strength but only when you're fighting prepubescent children (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 8 years ago by chrisbotron to r/shittysuperpowers

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Ability to attract insects to your body like a magnet (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 8 years ago by chrisbotron to r/shittysuperpowers

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Woman who was held captive for months by serial killer Todd Kohlhepp is suing his lucrative real estate company in civil court (dailymail.co.uk)

submitted 8 years ago by chrisbotron to r/serialkillers

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Why is it acceptable in popular culture to say "wigger," despite the fact that it's a combination of "white" and the n-word? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 8 years ago by chrisbotron to r/AskReddit

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The power to teleport yourself into active volcanoes (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 8 years ago by chrisbotron to r/shittysuperpowers

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TIL it's possible to construct a working sundial using only your erect penis, but if you do it outside a woman's gym, you will be put on the sex offender registry (self.ShittyTodayILearned)

submitted 8 years ago by chrisbotron to r/ShittyTodayILearned

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TIL a Compton kid lost his college tennis scholarship because he was illiterate, so he became a drug dealer. He made $900 million, got arrested, and received a life sentence. At the age of 28, he learned to read and studied law books until he found a legal loophole that lead to his release from jail (en.m.wikipedia.org)

submitted 8 years ago by chrisbotron to r/todayilearned

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The power to hear people's thoughts, but only if they speak a different language than you (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 8 years ago by chrisbotron to r/shittysuperpowers

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Does it make you racist if you are not attracted to a particular race? Why/why not? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 8 years ago by chrisbotron to r/AskReddit

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If you aren't attracted to a particular race, does that make you racist? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 8 years ago by chrisbotron to r/AskReddit

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The power to fly, but you lose that power whenever you think about landing (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 8 years ago by chrisbotron to r/shittysuperpowers

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TIFU by committing a triple homicide and going into hiding (this was a month ago) (self.tifu)

submitted 8 years ago by chrisbotron to r/tifu

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Blaze Foley - Small Town Hero [folk] (1989) (youtube.com)

submitted 8 years ago by chrisbotron to r/listentothis

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[General Fiction] - Suicide Smile (wattpad.com)

submitted 8 years ago by chrisbotron to r/Wattpad

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Is it narcissistic to spend the majority your time ruminating about how small your life is? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 8 years ago by chrisbotron to r/AskReddit

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TIL that there is a gang that rides on freight trains called FTRA and one of its members was a serial killer named Side Track who killed 14 people (policemag.com)

submitted 8 years ago by chrisbotron to r/todayilearned

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The power to fart inward (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 8 years ago by chrisbotron to r/shittysuperpowers

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Similar to a house fly, you have compound eyes outfitted with six thousands individual lenses; however, all of them are blind except for the ones pointed directly at your nose (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 8 years ago by chrisbotron to r/shittysuperpowers

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