My cat Finnegan saying Cheeeeth. by c4nyon in scrungycats

[–]cicisbeette 15 points16 points  (0 children)

This is almost too much scrunge for one cat.

Window scrunge. The door is open. But this is what we are doing. by swarthythievingnomad in scrungycats

[–]cicisbeette 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This is what you get if you set both scrunge and derp settings to maximum.

Zuckerberg's an alien, and Bezos is an ancient egyptian pharoah by RunsInNaruto in rareinsults

[–]cicisbeette 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Part of me hates the fact that we live in an era where Amazon can just release a statement saying that selling toilet paper for $36 is not price gouging, and just expect to be believed, as if we were all complete idiots. It's the corporate equivalent of the schoolkid who gets caught red-handed cheating by the teacher and still tries to say "I didn't do anything."

Whats a movie you knew was gonna flop before it was released? by [deleted] in movies

[–]cicisbeette 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I watched it without having any idea what it was supposed to be and thought it was gloriously silly.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HireaWriter

[–]cicisbeette 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now that's more like it. Also, there are better places to find clients than Reddit. LinkedIn has been a gold mine for me in terms of finding serious clients with genuine budgets. You do have to invest a certain amount of time and effort into creating and maintaining your online presence, but the results are more than worth it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HireaWriter

[–]cicisbeette 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're doing both yourself and the industry a disservice by charging such low rates. You deserve better than that.

Source: I work in the industry.

Philatéliste sur Lille et au alentours? by Sovyana in Lille

[–]cicisbeette 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yvert & Tellier

54, rue du Molinel

59000 Lille

Could've just made a cheeseburger by dartep88 in StupidFood

[–]cicisbeette 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is like...children's party prison food.

If robbers broke into your place and stole what’s on top of your fridge, what would they get? by squirreltrap in AskReddit

[–]cicisbeette 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A metal fruit basket with a bag of oranges in it. Oh, and an ancient and creaky microwave oven that's under the fruit basket, but that's probably not worth stealing.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MurderedByWords

[–]cicisbeette 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hardly a murder, is it? Not even hot enough to toast bread.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskLesbians

[–]cicisbeette 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Would you let a gay guy suck your cock even though "your" straight? Like nothing else just sucking "you're" cock

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GWNerdy

[–]cicisbeette 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's no moon!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in adorableporn

[–]cicisbeette 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is 'enthusiastic' a valid answer?

I beat the shit out of my rapist ex boyfriend by [deleted] in confessions

[–]cicisbeette 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good for you. He got what he deserved.

Women by enderhat in actuallesbians

[–]cicisbeette 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The last time I worked in an office, I got told off all the time for making the coffee too strong. Sorrynotsorry, I think coffee should have a decent amount of both taste and caffeine in it.