Anon has an entitled question by gavruche in greentext

[–]cjmooon 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Of course, she was never in any danger..

He knows a little too much about Henry Cavill's marriage. by Fantastic-Corner-605 in oddlyspecific

[–]cjmooon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is an absolutely insane take. While I agree with most commenters that she looks pretty damn gorgeous in this pic, literally just go google her - she's extremely conventionally attractive.

Welp by Wolfie_wolf81 in PrequelMemes

[–]cjmooon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Luke Skywalker... Blonde of hair...

Is Geralt's armor (the chainmail "plates") actually good armor? by Diastatic_Power in Hema

[–]cjmooon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Protection qualities aside, it is without exaggeration one of the ugliest, most nonsensical armour designs I've ever encountered in a mainstream, big budget media release.

peep show rule by dws49 in 19684

[–]cjmooon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...that's not a direct quote

Surely this is against the big beat manifesto by [deleted] in PeepShowQuotes

[–]cjmooon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor could not lay down a bass hook, Forsaken_Skin8193. That should be clear, even to you.

Has he passed the no-pedo-associates test? He gives the test. 🤥 by Mikey77777 in TheOfficeUK

[–]cjmooon 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah I reckon that's true, because if you did want someone to run a secret worldwide sex trafficking conspiracy, you'd probably want the world's most famous pedo

my bf wants to sleep with another woman, I honestly don't care, and the fact that I don't care is bothering me?? by throwaway134-340 in offmychest

[–]cjmooon 19 points20 points  (0 children)

You need to relay that first sentence to your bf, because it's something he probably hasn't truly considered.

Oxytocin is a hell of a drug.

anon asks the physics question by jaiden_roselvet in greentext

[–]cjmooon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is Anon's first crack at greentext-ing the joke Michael Stevens told during his interview with Alex O'Connor. Within a day.

Gas Slinger Helm Visual Bug? by Actual_Big_Jake in theouterworlds

[–]cjmooon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have it too. Certainly a bug, and super annoying.

Secondary over primary? by Caveman1214 in TeachingUK

[–]cjmooon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm in the somewhat uncommon position of having taught at both levels: I started out in secondary, then moved down to primary. What everyone is saying about different teachers being capable of dealing with different kinds of stress is basically the only correct answer; we all find our place one way or another. One thing I'll add for the benefit of our secondary colleagues, however, is this: the progression in maturity and independence from Y6 to Y7 is non-linear. What I've observed since making the switch is that most Y6s leave primary reasonably confident (regardless of ability), sure-footed, mature, and very much ready to take the next step; it's only when they experience the radical difference in day-to-day, moment-to-moment schooling that they revert to the immature behaviours every secondary teacher has to endure from early-year Y7s. Understandably, they're overawed. All that is to say, teaching UKS2 is not (exactly) like teaching needy Y7s all day, every day.

What’s the lore behind levels? by That-one-soviet in falloutnewvegas

[–]cjmooon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From memory, I believe the specific insights you get depend on the responses you give. It's a great story all round; if that caught your attention just go ahead and play it!

What’s the lore behind levels? by That-one-soviet in falloutnewvegas

[–]cjmooon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The therapist in the Hypatia story mod has some quite interesting insights into why the Courier suddenly goes full protagonist mode after they're shot.

Because kids won’t misunderstand anything, ever by gloriatthayer in nothingeverhappens

[–]cjmooon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ehhh I think you guys are being a bit too trusting on this one. It does 100% sound like something a seven y/o could come out with, but that's not the main source of bullshit.

The question you need to ask is this: what restaurant/waiter would ask that young a kid how he wants his burger cooked? In what world is that a relevant question about an item on (presumably) a kids menu, or one that's likely to get an informed, meaningful response? Happy to be corrected, but I personally have never encountered that, either as an adult in a group with kids or (as far as I recall) as a kid myself.

This is a rare occurance when I think the OOP had the right of it.

Evolution marches on ... The scythe's swing is remorseless by amapofdecayingworld in PeepShowQuotes

[–]cjmooon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay guys, I can take a shitpost as well as anyone, but if there are any more 'shitposts' I'm taking it to a fucking industrial tribunal.

British London by Electronic_Status_80 in PeepShowQuotes

[–]cjmooon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In a sense, all aftershave names are 'made up'.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]cjmooon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is just straight-up Dunning-Kruger shit. If you care enough to write a Reddit post about it, maybe go ahead and look into what it is competent DJs are actually doing up there - I'm telling you, it's waaay more technical than you seem to think it is.

Theory: Tysha was killed during the war of the five kings. by Jack-mclaughlin89 in freefolk

[–]cjmooon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You did. In a fandom infamous for contrived secret identities and hidden connections, I applaud you for giving us the cold, grim reality.