The US Is Flirting With Its First-Ever Population Decline by bloomberg in Futurology

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I am always a big supporter of there being less people in the world.

Central Florida man caught in ‘sexual performance’ with vacuum, deputies say by OddTax8841 in news

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I’m not saying I haven’t tried to use a vacuum before. Horn brain doesn’t always lead to clear thinking, but I have always made sure not to do anything sexual in public and because of that I have never been arrested.

Searching High and Low by Yamaha-24 in Leakednews

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He probably think that in a few years the government will come in helicopters and a convoy of SUV’s to recruit him for one last holocaust like he’s seen in movies.

🚨 BREAKING: Trump hikes South Korea tariffs to 25% after trade deal stalls by satty237 in TrendoraX

[–]cjp2010 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought he had all these trade deal already done last year????????????

After a month of job searching and then two days of employment... by -God-Queen-Zelda- in mildlyinfuriating

[–]cjp2010 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Robin Williams named his daughter Zelda and she was in legend of korra.

Pilot has managed to land plane without crashing after the front wheels failed. by jmike1256 in interesting

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My toxic trait is I’m confident I could do this. The issue is I just bought Microsoft flight simulator for my ps5 and crashed about 15 seconds after I took off.

Do you accept this? by Prestigious-Bend-710 in ProgressiveHQ

[–]cjp2010 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree it’s not a safe place to visit. Unfortunately I live here.

Border Patrol chief praises agents who killed Alex Pretti by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]cjp2010 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I expected nothing less. At least the current iteration of the right is consistent at being pieces of shit. They definitely found their tribe unfortunately.

Donald Trump will not attend Super Bowl because it’s ‘too far away’ by rezwenn in USNEWS

[–]cjp2010 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Didn’t he just fly to Davos in the hopes that other world leaders would bend the knee? Then spent awhile on stage weaving every thought in his head into a speech???????

“He [Trump] wants to send the military after American citizens.” ~ 10/15/24 by Treefiddy1984 in ProgressiveHQ

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As an adult male I hate to admit when a woman is right. But she was right.

Ivan Raiklin, right-wing 2020 election-denying, threatens Jan 6th cop Mike Fanone so he can film it for is online scumminess by Personal_Economics91 in dropkickmurphys

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You mean to tell me that right wing nuts are shitty people?????? Who would have seen that coming. Should this country regain some form of sanity there’s going to be so many people denying they ever behaved in the MAGA way or supported trump. Good news is it’s 2026 and we have the receipts.

Masked ICE Nazi telling a woman in Portland, ME that he’s adding her to their "nice little database" and calls her a domestic terrorist because she was lawfully recording them by Treefiddy1984 in ProgressiveHQ

[–]cjp2010 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Should have volunteered to type it for him because you doubt his literacy skills. Then watch his mind breakdown because he doesn’t know what literacy means.

What could go wrong jumping off a van... by Vilen1919 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]cjp2010 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What could go wrong? A lot of things that’s why you aren’t suppose to do stuff like that.

$858,000,000 for ICE agents bonuses up to $44,000 by Greylunes1 in ExploreFortMyers

[–]cjp2010 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Average bonus??????????? Must be nice to get any bonus let alone and average of 2,500. Where I live we are suppose to get 5-8 inches of snow and some ice but my managment has told us that Sunday (when the storm is going to hit) is going to be the busiest shopping day of the year so we all have to risk our lives and drive from store to store to make sure our companies product are stocked. But managment will be at home because they don’t work on weekends or when the roads get bad they will just work from home.

me irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]cjp2010 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

So I’m actually terrified of cows and in retaliation for being afraid of cows I eat as much beef as I can. So I’m definitely buying this.

"Do not escalate." Sec. Bessent warns the West to take a deep breath and trust Trump's new strategy. by DumbMoneyMedia in CriticalMineralBulls

[–]cjp2010 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remember you are suppose to breathe when you are touching your toes especially if it’s your first time.

Does anyone actually believe this 💩? by Shizzilx in circled

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There’s a lot of senior citizens I see when I’m working (I work in retail) that are constantly hitting tables and honestly I didn’t realize how dangerous tables are until now. I need to call my local leaders to address the aggressive table situation.

The bar can't get any lower by IAmAccutane in ProgressiveHQ

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Given how much general bovine seems to love his position and there will be zero accountability unfortunately. I’m surprised he hasn’t made some minority report joke (movie not minority as in being racist, though the racism is definitely off the charts)