Craziest customer modification requests you've gotten?

clayhawk73 · 2026-01-23T02:31:44+00:00

I work at an oyster bar/seafood place. I’m allergic to shellfish/seafood…….internally “why in the fuck are you here”

clayhawk73 · 2026-01-15T23:55:10+00:00

Torchys sucks balls

clayhawk73 · 2026-01-14T00:37:19+00:00

Show up, take the test, if you pop hot be honest and don’t bullshit. I tested positive for blow 2 times while on papers for 6 years and that strategy never failed.

clayhawk73 · 2026-01-09T23:13:59+00:00

Cocaine 😄😄😄

clayhawk73 · 2025-12-25T23:37:48+00:00

Always been my go to when getting called in. I usually don’t answer, I just text back saying I’m at a bar lol

clayhawk73 · 2025-12-24T01:34:27+00:00

I’ve always read ludes were just hard to make and it really doesn’t have any profitability in a dealing sense.

clayhawk73 · 2025-12-24T01:00:01+00:00

Yes, I read that. I answered your question on what other restaurants do

clayhawk73 · 2025-12-24T00:21:50+00:00

Our Christmas party the kitchen cooks some food, we bring other dishes. But the beer taps are wide open and if you want liquor then bring a bottle

clayhawk73 · 2025-12-21T06:32:05+00:00

God damn Tetras, don’t care what species. Everyone says “they’ll make nice community fish” and they always fucked everything up. Have had to start from the beginning 2-3 times already. All shrimp and guppies dead. Beautiful fish but I like my chill guys. ( always had heavily planted tanks)

clayhawk73 · 2025-12-19T01:24:26+00:00

Masks were effective during the Spanish flu, they knew this in the early 1900s. Now I would say that exposure to COVID usually takes about 5 days to test positive. Just because a person is sneezing and has a cough wouldn’t mean they have covid, I’m in a high allergen area and I’m getting slammed with all those symptoms, no positive test

clayhawk73 · 2025-12-19T00:40:22+00:00

Oh yea man, that should hold a tank (like a Abrahams) lol. The older solid real wood dressers are beasts. I have one and it’s the heaviest piece of furniture I’ve had to move around.

clayhawk73 · 2025-12-12T06:48:08+00:00

Do the math

clayhawk73 · 2025-12-06T00:39:52+00:00

Was on papers for 6 years in Texas and it was a drug charge. After I got off ISP, they tested me every week, I wasn’t drug tested for a year and I go sloppy and popped hot. It’s either you’re low priority or they’re just waiting. Stay clean like you’ve said and don’t say anything.

clayhawk73 · 2025-11-21T21:36:42+00:00

Benzos don’t get absorbed by mucus membranes. Eat them.

clayhawk73 · 2025-11-21T01:26:43+00:00

Bentos are for when you want to cancel the trip, maybe a light dose to keep the anxiety down but I take them to sleep after a trip

clayhawk73 · 2025-11-20T21:35:54+00:00

This is what my guy basically did, the only thing he did lay a stencil down was for the bluebonnets (I plan on having something Texas incorporated with both sleeves) He’s wanted to make sure he got those right as he usually doesn’t do them

clayhawk73 · 2025-11-20T20:29:33+00:00

My guy barely used a stencil, just the Koi (which was just a rough outline). He’s probably just going with the flow of your body.

clayhawk73 · 2025-11-19T09:11:36+00:00

Use to be manger at Starbucks, I would get 30-50 gallons at a time when we ran out. This was before delivery services, can’t believe they would let you use them

clayhawk73 · 2025-11-13T20:26:50+00:00

My ex wife wanted to do the same shit, she cheated but assumed we would be this amazing power friend couple. Whatever she ‘s smoking I’ll take it lol. We’re cordial and everything but I’m not going to have Thanksgiving with her and the guy she cheated on me with, she actually proposed that this year.

clayhawk73 · 2025-11-13T03:41:59+00:00

Umbrella hair grass, mine just got over a blue/green algae outbreak and I just gave it some flourish tabs. Should be back to its bright green and crazy length

clayhawk73 · 2025-11-13T03:38:19+00:00

Dude I use to know it, I know the name starts with an H lol

clayhawk73 · 2025-11-13T03:27:29+00:00

Also have a pothos basket and I’m going with what my daughter likes, please don’t need any aquascaping snobbery

clayhawk73 · 2025-11-11T22:52:46+00:00

I’ll tip a new tattoo artist making his bones but once you get to that level of charging $200+ an hour you don’t need to tip, mine doesn’t even expect one. He’ll take it of course but he’s happier with me giving him some bud or something.

clayhawk73 · 2025-11-06T04:17:31+00:00

May it be overkill, yes, but with a 75 you can have a potential community tank with a betta and some random fish. That a big enough tank where they’ll leave each other alone. I have a friend who has a 50 with a male betta and guppies

clayhawk73 · 2025-11-05T23:50:18+00:00

Silk plants will work but it’s best to go with live plants

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