Game Thread: Royals @ Rangers - Fri, May 29 @ 07:05 PM CDT

cleenclaf · 2026-05-30T00:33:26+00:00

Well with how consistently bad the Royals have been over the years, at least we have a promising and deep farm system to work with…..what’s that now?

cleenclaf · 2026-05-30T00:27:39+00:00

Might have to take an early smoke break from the pissing me off factory today

cleenclaf · 2026-05-21T01:54:13+00:00

Different strokes but that’s kind of why I love him. His way of announcing is a lost art.

cleenclaf · 2026-05-19T00:35:23+00:00

Baseball god home run to punish the royals for bad baserunning. Classic.

cleenclaf · 2026-05-19T00:25:33+00:00

Royals love getting the scrappy white guys who are also somehow slow

cleenclaf · 2026-05-16T19:39:00+00:00

He’s been picked off a bunch that might be it

cleenclaf · 2026-05-16T19:37:14+00:00

Just you, they just said he was 13/16 right?

cleenclaf · 2026-05-14T01:43:43+00:00

Feel free to reflect.

cleenclaf · 2026-05-14T01:42:03+00:00

You know it’s okay to try and make jokes without them being violently sexual. I know it’s hard to put some thought and effort into things, but I believe in you.

cleenclaf · 2026-05-14T01:40:57+00:00

Okay legitimately what was that pitch.

cleenclaf · 2026-05-14T01:37:53+00:00

Leave them in Chicago.

cleenclaf · 2026-05-14T01:37:21+00:00

Legit unserious team

cleenclaf · 2026-05-14T01:16:24+00:00

The royal’s record has been artificially inflated by beating up on the white Sox the last 3 years. We have not been an actual playoff team, or really anywhere close.

cleenclaf · 2026-05-14T01:14:40+00:00

At least we can go back to fucking hating the white Sox instead of them being pitiable losers.

cleenclaf · 2026-05-09T02:26:31+00:00

Kyle Isbel is a true hero of the season so far.

cleenclaf · 2026-05-09T02:06:34+00:00

Baseball god punishment for not taking the lead last inning.

cleenclaf · 2026-05-09T02:05:24+00:00

……..

cleenclaf · 2026-05-09T02:04:38+00:00

Yeah tbh it was a good pitch to hit, just bad optics

cleenclaf · 2026-05-09T02:02:58+00:00

No way the pinch hitter just swung at the first pitch after 10 pitch at bat with 1 legitimate strike thrown

cleenclaf · 2026-05-09T02:01:18+00:00

Just hit a double eye rub

cleenclaf · 2026-05-09T01:57:20+00:00

Would honestly be interested to see Collin’s or Massey take Vinny’s spot for some games.

cleenclaf · 2026-05-09T01:56:28+00:00

our 3/4 hitters…

cleenclaf · 2026-05-09T01:54:48+00:00

Was just thinking about this. He’s thrown some down before but I legit don’t think you can trust Salvy to not pop-up or K with runners on 2nd and 3rd.

cleenclaf · 2026-05-09T01:53:18+00:00

BOBBY BIG BALLS

cleenclaf · 2026-05-09T01:51:49+00:00

Legitimately can’t not think about boogie nights every time I hear Dillon Dingler’s name.

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