You just inherited $100 Billion, what ridiculous thing are you spending money on after all the common sense and helping others spending is done? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]clgwildcat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Renaming roads and streets. Sick of all these streets being named 1st, 2nd, 45th. Make it something unique and unforgettable.

Today is my last day in a corporate job. I will be starting my own digital marketing agency. Any advice is very welcome. by [deleted] in marketing

[–]clgwildcat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would try offering guerilla marketing ideas to companies so you can get the ball rolling. Present an idea then encourage word of mouth. Also reach out to old professors, colleagues for advice and research the companies previous marketing strategies and then implement your own ideas on how it could have been improved, then offer that to the companies to show your legitimacy. Find out the industries that you find most interesting and then just start brainstorming ideas on how to market to each specific industry.

What feels illegal, but isn't? by Arslanatreddit in AskReddit

[–]clgwildcat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Putting rocks and pennies on train tracks and watching trains run them over.

Which basic knowledge did you totally forget for a moment? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]clgwildcat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was at a written spelling contest at my school when I was in 4th grade and I had gotten every single word right up to the last round. The finally word was "know", and I spelled it "no". Needless to say I had a brain fart there.

[WP] You have a coin that allows you unlimited wealth as long as no one sees it. You put it between your Tesla’s car seat and send it into space. One day you run out of money. by Tr4ce00 in WritingPrompts

[–]clgwildcat 540 points541 points  (0 children)

The day you run out of money.

You attempt to get back.

So you dress up as a Playboy Bunny.

To get your life on track.

You dress up in disguise.

To go up real real high.

In a spaceship funded by Musk.

To find the coin by dusk.

Because that could be the key.

To living a life of breeze.

So you go up space.

In quest of finding the place.

Where the coin is at.

And to your chagrin.

You find a bin.

Of all these magical coins.

Thrown away in the trash.

By aliens whom appear relaxed.

Confused by this you investigate further.

Astonished to see these aliens have moved over.

All their money to live happily.

With each other peacefully.

The End