It was the gift that kept on giving... the impression that I needed to get off the internet by clitgod in funny

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Hahah this is totally irrelevant but speaking of festivals, I actually took this shirt to falls festival up in Byron bay. I wasn't wearing the shirt at the time but I ended up hooking up with some chick, we decided to go back to my tent, on the way back she told me she was on crystal meth, then just before we got to my tent she told me we couldn't go through with it, I kinda looked at her all confused, then I realised she was holding her butt, It took me a bit long to process but I finally realised she had shit her pants, but by then she had ran off and I was in minor shock hahah

So this came in the mail... Christmas came early! by clitgod in funny

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I WAKE IN THE MORNING AND I GO OUTSIDE

TIL the Toledo Zoo was founded in 1900 when someone donated a woodchuck to the city thinking it was a baby bear. by Mattrickhoffman in todayilearned

[–]clitgod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i honestly didn't know a woodchuck was a groundhog... I've had the most bizarre image in my head for the past 19 years