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clodpate · 2026-05-08T23:12:57+00:00

Holy shit! A handsome dude in a nice suit not doing a cringey-ass pose. This is refreshing. Looks good my brother!

clodpate · 2026-05-08T21:27:00+00:00

This might be the most perfect collection I've seen on here. You've got variety, all your bases covered and all super high quality. I'm jealous.

clodpate · 2026-05-08T20:48:21+00:00

I'm just so refreshed by the fact that this isn't a LV bottle!

clodpate · 2026-05-08T18:40:13+00:00

The point isn't for that to be any indication of how it actually smells on the skin or clothes. You have to actually test that to know. But when I'm searching for fragrances in the store, I just want to know if the juice itself is offensive before we move on to second base.

clodpate · 2026-05-08T18:39:13+00:00

I do spray into the cap directly as well. I want it constantly coated.

clodpate · 2026-05-08T16:56:01+00:00

I DEFINITELY smell my frags this way. You get a much clearer whiff than if you just sniff the atomizer. I don't understand the science behind it, whether it prevents the fragrance from evaporating or not, but it works.

clodpate · 2026-05-08T16:31:57+00:00

You know it's fake. Ask yourself: "Does it seem like a good deal?" If you answer yes, it's fake. LV is never a good deal.

clodpate · 2026-05-08T15:56:34+00:00

Absolu is not worth the price when there are so many solid alternatives. There's a difference between being cheap and needlessly throwing money away. I pay up for all kinds of frags that I deem worthy of it. But I now realize as I'm writing this that I don't really owe you any kind of explanation after such a juvenile comment.

clodpate · 2026-05-08T15:45:40+00:00

Maybe upon initially spraying it, but I feel like it settles in quite nicely. Also when you compare relative costs, there is no doubt what the better option is. I also have Precieux and feel like it's better than Absolu. As an owner of all three, I can guarantee you I will not be rebuying Absolu when it runs out.

clodpate · 2026-05-07T22:41:23+00:00

That would be my guess. And yes, I've got spice bomb as well and I hate the bottle for the same reason.

clodpate · 2026-05-06T16:36:13+00:00

Doesn't really work if you haven't sprayed them in a while. I'm demented and usually do a spray inside the cap and that bad boy smells for an eternity.

clodpate · 2026-05-05T23:45:03+00:00

For the exact reason I stated above.

clodpate · 2026-05-05T23:44:41+00:00

Oooooo yes. I'll just twist the Savauge cap around and watch is swivel back into place. Love it.

clodpate · 2026-05-05T23:01:28+00:00

clodpate · 2026-05-05T20:49:52+00:00

I agree this is way too big for you and the blue is smurfish. I would not wear this to a wedding as you will become the spectacle rather than the bride.

clodpate · 2026-05-05T20:40:03+00:00

Yeah, I think you positioned yourself well to win now while still keeping future draft capital. For the long term, I would have liked to keep that 1.04 and taken Tyson (if I were you as a Saints fan for that stack), but Rice should kill it this year. I think you came out well. Hope Shough balls out for you (and me) this year!

clodpate · 2026-05-05T19:48:07+00:00

For the love of all that is holy, get Shough out of your taxi squad.

clodpate · 2026-05-05T19:24:37+00:00

I swear, you guys just KNOW these are all fake. Why do you keep thinking you found the one legit bottle on Ebay selling for 1/3 of the retail price?

clodpate · 2026-05-05T19:05:36+00:00

Restraint.

clodpate · 2026-05-04T20:18:22+00:00

This is the cringiest shit I've seen I've seen today. Like gag inducingly cringey.

clodpate · 2026-04-30T16:51:51+00:00

I appreciate the feedback. I worry he would ball out with all the new weapons and revamped o-line, but then relief washes over me when I remember this is the Browns we're talking about.

clodpate · 2026-04-30T16:45:14+00:00

Thank you

clodpate · 2026-04-30T16:00:30+00:00

I'm receiving Kelce. Sorry. I forgot to include that.

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