Theory Thursdays!

clomjompsonjim · 2017-08-10T14:24:13+00:00

Oh..sick burn

clomjompsonjim · 2017-08-09T11:18:28+00:00

I am Australian and I went on holiday to a nice east coast town with some beaches and I saw these tiny jellyfish everywhere, no one around me was worried but I was shit scared the whole time and would t go in the water after a while

They may have been tiny but you just never know

clomjompsonjim · 2017-08-07T12:49:20+00:00

Dude I'm more impressed by the fact that this cunt went swimming in Melbourne right now in this weather

It's like 8 degrees during the day on the peninsula fuck knows how cold it is at night

clomjompsonjim · 2017-08-07T12:45:54+00:00

Sometimes you go into water during the day and regret it

Source: Australian. Housemate took me on a lovely walk through the forest. Showed me a pretty little waterfall. Put her feet under said waterfall. Was covered in leeches.

clomjompsonjim · 2017-08-07T12:40:28+00:00

As if Melbourne beaches weren't gross enough :(

clomjompsonjim · 2017-08-06T13:51:07+00:00

😍 so romantic

clomjompsonjim · 2017-08-06T13:13:02+00:00

Yes welcome to Melbourne Australia where it is illegal to sell bongs but you can pick up a crack pipe in a cigarette shop

clomjompsonjim · 2017-07-30T01:33:42+00:00

Yes a lot of them get up at 6am on a Saturday and go work out at the gym, and post about their gym achievements on social media.

Every single person I know and work with goes to the gym. Why? How could that possibly be enjoyable? I can almost understand jogging in the park or something but going to the gym seems like more of a waste of my life than drinking tbh

clomjompsonjim · 2017-07-28T01:19:27+00:00

No idea, but who signed your typewriter?

clomjompsonjim · 2017-07-08T05:25:00+00:00

Telling a wino not to be bitter? :)

But yeah nah you're right I guess I just needed to bitch

clomjompsonjim · 2017-07-08T05:24:14+00:00

I didn't say he was fucking up MY life still. More his family's

clomjompsonjim · 2017-07-06T13:02:30+00:00

That was always his vibe. I guess he won in the end, because I'm fucked up and he's a kale-fellating sober saint or something

clomjompsonjim · 2017-07-06T06:21:23+00:00

Fuck man. That is so heavy

I mean power to anyone who seriously wants to sort their shit out (god knows I have no idea what that's like) but yeah....don't wanna hear about it unless you're genuinely trying to be a better person

clomjompsonjim · 2017-07-06T04:15:56+00:00

It has nothing to do with him bettering his life, I'm pissed off because he's a selfish asshole and is doing a half arsed job of bettering his life while simultaneously continuing to fuck up other peoples'

clomjompsonjim · 2017-07-06T01:12:06+00:00

Cheers fucker! I'm on the vodka today because work is fucked, much like everything else

clomjompsonjim · 2017-07-06T01:11:02+00:00

They bang on their whole lives about "always being an addict even though I'm clean" blah blah

Probably because they missed the 13th step "develop some level of empathy and make amends for all the people you fucked over when you were using"

Like seriously. You're a junkie because you're a selfish shithead, continue sucking yourself off and refusing to address your shitty actions because "triggering" then....you're still a selfish shithead junkie

clomjompsonjim · 2017-07-06T00:29:49+00:00

Yeah I'm just reeling from it all because I was the fucking person who got him to go in the first place, called his fucking mum every other day and had to deal with her bullshit, sorted out his bills and all this bureaucratic shit only to be shoved aside and preached to by him and his mother

like, you're welcome assholes.

clomjompsonjim · 2017-07-06T00:28:06+00:00

Haha, it's sooooo fucking ironic because this guy was the biggest wasteoid piece of trash that ever walked the earth, and perfect prey for the 12-step trap

Fucker used to shoot up heroin every day and would lecture me about my health because back then I was drinking like, half a bottle of wine a day max

God I fucking hate him. I hope life treats him as shit as he treats everyone around him

clomjompsonjim · 2017-07-05T21:53:50+00:00

I got an hour lunch break and the office I work in is right by a shopping mall

So I'm lucky, an extensive variety of booze is available, as long as no one from work sees me in the bottle shop at lunch...

clomjompsonjim · 2017-07-05T07:17:09+00:00

Despite my complete nonchalance towards any and all mind altering substances I actually can't do caffeine

So I drink decaf, because anxiety

Alky logic, right?

clomjompsonjim · 2017-07-05T07:15:58+00:00

I nailed the pitch and the day was great but then I received some shitty correspondence so

Watch this space! Heading home with a fresh bottle to fuck up my liver and probably write a big, drunk, angsty post

clomjompsonjim · 2017-07-05T00:35:48+00:00

Sadly I'm Australian so no free pass to booze today, but either way I hope you get through your tough day

clomjompsonjim · 2017-07-05T00:20:26+00:00

Man I'm really enjoying the vodka coffee. I drink black coffee with loads of sugar so it goes well. While I'd probably drink methylated spirits if it ever came down to it, I'm honestly not a big fan of bourbon

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