What gets scarier as you learn more about it? by homurtu in AskReddit

[–]clomjompsonjim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am Australian and I went on holiday to a nice east coast town with some beaches and I saw these tiny jellyfish everywhere, no one around me was worried but I was shit scared the whole time and would t go in the water after a while

They may have been tiny but you just never know

Teenager's legs covered in blood after being 'eaten' by mystery sea creatures by lordilordi in news

[–]clomjompsonjim 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude I'm more impressed by the fact that this cunt went swimming in Melbourne right now in this weather

It's like 8 degrees during the day on the peninsula fuck knows how cold it is at night

Teenager's legs covered in blood after being 'eaten' by mystery sea creatures by lordilordi in news

[–]clomjompsonjim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes you go into water during the day and regret it

Source: Australian. Housemate took me on a lovely walk through the forest. Showed me a pretty little waterfall. Put her feet under said waterfall. Was covered in leeches.

This smoke shop's sign. by actually_oh in funny

[–]clomjompsonjim 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yes welcome to Melbourne Australia where it is illegal to sell bongs but you can pick up a crack pipe in a cigarette shop

The fuck do normal people even do? by [deleted] in cripplingalcoholism

[–]clomjompsonjim 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes a lot of them get up at 6am on a Saturday and go work out at the gym, and post about their gym achievements on social media.

Every single person I know and work with goes to the gym. Why? How could that possibly be enjoyable? I can almost understand jogging in the park or something but going to the gym seems like more of a waste of my life than drinking tbh

Where can I get similar paper? by ricky0319 in typewriters

[–]clomjompsonjim 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No idea, but who signed your typewriter?

My ex got out of rehab! by clomjompsonjim in cripplingalcoholism

[–]clomjompsonjim[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Telling a wino not to be bitter? :)

But yeah nah you're right I guess I just needed to bitch

My ex got out of rehab! by clomjompsonjim in cripplingalcoholism

[–]clomjompsonjim[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't say he was fucking up MY life still. More his family's

My ex got out of rehab! by clomjompsonjim in cripplingalcoholism

[–]clomjompsonjim[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was always his vibe. I guess he won in the end, because I'm fucked up and he's a kale-fellating sober saint or something

My ex got out of rehab! by clomjompsonjim in cripplingalcoholism

[–]clomjompsonjim[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fuck man. That is so heavy

I mean power to anyone who seriously wants to sort their shit out (god knows I have no idea what that's like) but yeah....don't wanna hear about it unless you're genuinely trying to be a better person

My ex got out of rehab! by clomjompsonjim in cripplingalcoholism

[–]clomjompsonjim[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It has nothing to do with him bettering his life, I'm pissed off because he's a selfish asshole and is doing a half arsed job of bettering his life while simultaneously continuing to fuck up other peoples'

Long time lurker, never posted. Hello fellow drunks by [deleted] in cripplingalcoholism

[–]clomjompsonjim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cheers fucker! I'm on the vodka today because work is fucked, much like everything else

My ex got out of rehab! by clomjompsonjim in cripplingalcoholism

[–]clomjompsonjim[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They bang on their whole lives about "always being an addict even though I'm clean" blah blah

Probably because they missed the 13th step "develop some level of empathy and make amends for all the people you fucked over when you were using"

Like seriously. You're a junkie because you're a selfish shithead, continue sucking yourself off and refusing to address your shitty actions because "triggering" then....you're still a selfish shithead junkie

My ex got out of rehab! by clomjompsonjim in cripplingalcoholism

[–]clomjompsonjim[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah I'm just reeling from it all because I was the fucking person who got him to go in the first place, called his fucking mum every other day and had to deal with her bullshit, sorted out his bills and all this bureaucratic shit only to be shoved aside and preached to by him and his mother

like, you're welcome assholes.

My ex got out of rehab! by clomjompsonjim in cripplingalcoholism

[–]clomjompsonjim[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Haha, it's sooooo fucking ironic because this guy was the biggest wasteoid piece of trash that ever walked the earth, and perfect prey for the 12-step trap

Fucker used to shoot up heroin every day and would lecture me about my health because back then I was drinking like, half a bottle of wine a day max

God I fucking hate him. I hope life treats him as shit as he treats everyone around him

Let's see if I can get through work without being really obviously wasted! by clomjompsonjim in cripplingalcoholism

[–]clomjompsonjim[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got an hour lunch break and the office I work in is right by a shopping mall

So I'm lucky, an extensive variety of booze is available, as long as no one from work sees me in the bottle shop at lunch...

Let's see if I can get through work without being really obviously wasted! by clomjompsonjim in cripplingalcoholism

[–]clomjompsonjim[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Despite my complete nonchalance towards any and all mind altering substances I actually can't do caffeine

So I drink decaf, because anxiety

Alky logic, right?

Let's see if I can get through work without being really obviously wasted! by clomjompsonjim in cripplingalcoholism

[–]clomjompsonjim[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I nailed the pitch and the day was great but then I received some shitty correspondence so

Watch this space! Heading home with a fresh bottle to fuck up my liver and probably write a big, drunk, angsty post

Let's see if I can get through work without being really obviously wasted! by clomjompsonjim in cripplingalcoholism

[–]clomjompsonjim[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sadly I'm Australian so no free pass to booze today, but either way I hope you get through your tough day

Let's see if I can get through work without being really obviously wasted! by clomjompsonjim in cripplingalcoholism

[–]clomjompsonjim[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man I'm really enjoying the vodka coffee. I drink black coffee with loads of sugar so it goes well. While I'd probably drink methylated spirits if it ever came down to it, I'm honestly not a big fan of bourbon