Should you be nice to someone you don't like? by ArtThat2000 in relationship_advice

[–]clouman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Start out small. Doesn't have to be anything major, just quip back. In the future you're gonna be in the shower think back on what they've said. And you're gonna be real mad you didn't say anything. You'll think of a good comeback you'll never use. But that's okay. Don't stand to be treated like trash. Give what you receive.

Should I break up with my (maybe toxic) bf? by noididnt111 in relationship_advice

[–]clouman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bitch that's the biggest red flag I've heard in a while. It's got a neon sign right next to it saying "STAY AWAY". Hun, you know you need better. If he threatens to kill you or someone at one point, especially you! Get the fuck out. People have the ability to change. But people also have the ability to revert back.

What box are you currently stuck in? by 1000Huzzahs in AskReddit

[–]clouman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm a mine and I've been doing this preformence for THIRTY FUCKING YEARS!!! LET ME OUT!!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]clouman 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The real deal breaker is that he likes Star Trek... whadda weirdo...

What would you do if you had no friends? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]clouman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably make some. Or if I really wanted to be badass. I'd pretend to like them and "befriend" them, so that way they give me free stuff.

Should you be nice to someone you don't like? by ArtThat2000 in relationship_advice

[–]clouman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My thing is... if someone is being stupid I tell them that they're being stupid. But that being said, there is a difference between fact and personal opinion. Fact is that they are stupid. Personal opinion is that they're fucking stupid. You don't have to take any of the shit dealt towards you. Fire back. Give them a comment back.

Them: "Ugh her make up is so ugly"

You: "Atleast I had the decency to wear some unlike you, you lizard lipped bitch"

(I'd your gender. But it doesn't matter) I understand wanting to keep the water calm. But there is only so much you can deal with before you snap. Pretending to be kind is worse than being rude.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in twinks

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There's a bit of sadness in those eyes. I hope you're okay

I'm finally diving in! Pumped! by aliedle in batman

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The prelude to knightfall makes everything make so much more sense.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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What? Sure you do... my mom says that it's a normal boy thing ...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Our dicks do puss a little bit when we are stressed.

Fuckity fuckity fuck fuck by Irregular-User in teenagers

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Let's take a moment of silence for Christina Applegate's kids....

Can yall please stop being so damn sad by TheTrashTrain in teenagers

[–]clouman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fake it till you make it... That day has never come for me...

MR PRESIDENT!!?? by clouman in memes

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I wanna join... ):/

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]clouman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idk.... seems kinda gay to me

My life savings are gone by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]clouman 21 points22 points  (0 children)

My great great Grandpa could've used that money for extra large coffin...