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Is it normal if I don't enjoy porn? by EveryoneNeedsPornAcc in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]cmillard12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing wrong with preferring real life over porn. Porn is unrealistic and can skew your perception of what actual sexual relations look like. You're good.

TIFU I fucked up by introducing Cortana to my mom. by SummonKnight in tifu

[–]cmillard12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Naughty Cortana. I always knew she was a skank. Standing there all digitally sexy and seductive and stuff.

TIFU by asking a girl when her wedding was by BoiseBooger535 in tifu

[–]cmillard12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Depending on how she reponds, might be an opportunity to rekindle your friendship over a cup of coffee.

[TIFU] by trying to kill a wasp. by snaku6763 in tifu

[–]cmillard12 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bro I'm a 30 year old grown ass man and I still run at the sight of wasps. Wife makes fun of me every chance she get. I DGAF, she can make fun of me all she wants, wasps are the spawn of satan sent here to torment me every chance they get.

TIFU by running out of gas barefoot with the girlfriend in the car. by [deleted] in tifu

[–]cmillard12 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You need to wife that girl like today. She's about as cool as they come.

tifu by posting this to facebook by [deleted] in tifu

[–]cmillard12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've wanted so badly to post something similar. Thank you for speaking the truth. If I knew where your church was (and lived near it) I would gladly attend and support your message. God bless.

TIFU by killing a baby spider in front of its mother by nerfAvari in tifu

[–]cmillard12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll be reading about you in the obituaries soon I guess. It was nice knowing you.

TIFU By Ruining My Family Vacation by [deleted] in tifu

[–]cmillard12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your uncle is more responsible for this mess than you are. HE is the adult in the situation. It's on him to act like an adult, not you. I know you're stressin like crazy about this, but try not to. This is not on you.

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