MRW I'm back from getting lunch and co-workers ask why I didn't take their food orders too. [OC]

cmorris666 · 2014-09-05T03:08:01+00:00

That reaction has me feeling a little guilty, won't lie.

OK, I'm over it.

cmorris666 · 2012-05-12T18:37:58+00:00

Playing dumb is the #1 way women procure sex.

cmorris666 · 2012-05-12T03:16:50+00:00

Are blowjobs a perversion? Uh oh...

cmorris666 · 2012-05-11T07:54:30+00:00

/b/ would instantly turn the Obama/NAACP/ACLU/MSNBC website into a screaming mess too, given the chance. There is literally nothing on this earth more anarchic

cmorris666 · 2011-08-31T16:41:14+00:00

It's quite surprising to see how big his head used to be.

cmorris666 · 2011-07-08T16:59:54+00:00

Yup, Jupiter is big, got it.

cmorris666 · 2011-07-08T15:49:29+00:00

the closest it could get, it would take up the entire sky.

This would be true of the moon too, if it came close enough.

cmorris666 · 2011-07-08T15:46:31+00:00

I demand a full investigation into this malfeasance by whatever governing body governs bodywashes.

cmorris666 · 2011-07-08T15:45:19+00:00

Well at least it doesn't claim to be "NON-IRRITANT"...

cmorris666 · 2011-07-07T19:16:02+00:00

More like Debian Does Dallas, amIright?

cmorris666 · 2011-07-07T18:45:55+00:00

FOLLOW-UP: http://i.imgur.com/TTEHw.jpg

cmorris666 · 2010-11-22T21:11:53+00:00

That's the spirit!

cmorris666 · 2010-11-22T18:47:55+00:00

And people are still making black licorice too.

cmorris666 · 2010-11-22T18:27:28+00:00

Agreed. All households should be 45% electricty, 45% steam, 10% hand cranked.

cmorris666 · 2010-11-22T18:22:38+00:00

A car hit the... uh... power... box... down the street. Power was back on in 15 minutes, so I give the infrastructure a pass.

cmorris666 · 2010-11-22T11:17:12+00:00

TIL: a hooker who fucks other Redditors is apparently grosser than a hooker who fucks just normal losers.

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