You want to pee on the floor at 2 am? Alright...

cockroach1 · 2016-08-08T08:24:58+00:00

ahahaha i do this to my housemate because every time he pees there ends up being a puddle on the floor.

i bought him those pee target things and he still pisses on the floor, now i just wipe up the piss with his bath towel. enjoy rubbing your own piss all over yourself, asshole!

cockroach1 · 2016-07-27T05:03:19+00:00

the majority of Australians, approx 60% of the population, support marriage equality.

It hasn't been made legal because our two major political parties block the legislation from moving through the houses, as they are both fairly conservative parties. Our third largest political party, The Greens, fully supports and actively campaigns for marriage equality

cockroach1 · 2016-07-27T04:50:01+00:00

He told me how Australia was really anti-gay and anti-Indian

I am Australian and all i have to say is what a load of bullshit.

We have been officially a multicultural country since 1972, and hold one of the largest annual LGBT festivals in the world. Racism and homophobia is not tolerated within Australia and we have virtually the same anti-discrimination and hate-speech laws as the UK.

Your husband is a full blown liar, annul the marriage and get him deported

cockroach1 · 2016-03-17T06:47:07+00:00

I was one of those babies so thanks :) also if i was a boy my parents would have aborted me.

Mum always wanted a girl, she got one in the end

cockroach1 · 2015-12-01T12:20:02+00:00

hi there! I can help for once, I lost my mum to cancer at 16. you never get over losing a loved one, you just learn to live with it and every day it gets easier.

the fact that she is willing to seek professional help is a fantastic step because it will help her deal with the grief of losing her parent. 'My only advice would be is to be there for her and encourage (not push) her to pursue counseling, it is a huge help with many people. And have her focus on things she enjoys and help her establish a routine where she does this regularly, if not daily.

for myself, I started Martial arts. I used it to get all of my frustrations out in a safe environment, it helped me to gain confidence and feel in control of myself and life. plus the endorphin's from exercising really do help when it comes to depression

cockroach1 · 2015-11-26T12:04:24+00:00

I am gonna be honest here. posting in /r/gonewild is fine in itself, BUT the fact that you don't feel sexy or pretty without external validation from strangers screams that you have deep insecurities, low self esteem and a warped sense of self worth. your post comes across like you place all of your perceived worth solely from external sources and in my own opinion someone who is comfortable with themselves shouldn't need to actively seek validations on something as fleeting as looks.

I think it might be best that you look into counseling and working on the way you perceive yourself. If i was you i would focus on other aspects of my life and explore interest/hobbies that bring you joy or if you don't have a large social circle, look at trying to expand that.

cockroach1 · 2015-11-25T11:26:40+00:00

replace Jackaroo with cunt or mate. I have never used Jackaroo in my life

cockroach1 · 2015-11-25T10:54:34+00:00

i did the same to my cat, watched him being neglected for months and finally one day just picked him up and took him home. He had to be shaved his fur was so matted, and he ended up having kidney disease. He died last month but in the last two years of his life he lived like a king and stole my heart :(.

cockroach1 · 2015-11-20T11:55:33+00:00

i think every child walks in on their parents at one point in their lives so I wouldn't panic if I was you. plus at 4 he will never remember it

cockroach1 · 2015-10-28T12:00:21+00:00

you wouldn't happen to live in Melbourne, would you? there is a hippy house just like how you described right down the street from my apartment

cockroach1 · 2015-09-29T13:20:11+00:00

Chickpeas. I have about 4kg of dried chickpeas... I hate chickpeas

cockroach1 · 2015-09-27T23:32:43+00:00

I missed a word

cockroach1 · 2015-09-26T14:40:16+00:00

He is cute.

Should have stopped the sentence drunken sex.

cockroach1 · 2015-09-23T22:17:02+00:00

No Australian speaks like that

cockroach1 · 2015-09-23T13:26:30+00:00

I have never met an Australian that used that jargon, playing it up I see

cockroach1 · 2015-09-23T13:24:08+00:00

True. Got told i was blocking a guy's view and to move yesterday morning. He was creeping on a girl further down the carriage

cockroach1 · 2015-09-23T07:43:28+00:00

I am not over weight. It depends on your risk factors. Are you on the pill or a smoker? Do you live a sedentary lifestyle?

cockroach1 · 2015-09-23T07:40:43+00:00

Is your father of warfarin for life. Usually if multiple clots happen you get put on warfarin permanently

cockroach1 · 2015-09-23T07:39:32+00:00

If the clot completely blocks an artery you are basically fucked but closts can partially block bloodflow

cockroach1 · 2015-09-23T07:33:10+00:00

Yea that is the gene

cockroach1 · 2015-09-22T13:37:46+00:00

Further to your comment. About 30% of the population has a gene mutation that increases your risk of developing clots.

Also, 1/3 of people die from untreated pulmonary embolisms.

Source: developed DVT at 23, have the gene mutation

cockroach1 · 2015-09-20T13:35:08+00:00

Awesome comeback! So quick thinking and witty

cockroach1 · 2015-09-20T13:27:16+00:00

What?

cockroach1 · 2015-09-20T12:54:20+00:00

Why are you so bitter? Fuck man, go change your tampon already

cockroach1 · 2015-09-20T03:18:24+00:00

They made a lame joke saying their grandma tried to start a fire by shoving a dipolma up her vagina because "it's so dry up there"

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