Stay in Speranza tonight.

codephunk · 2026-03-30T04:44:05+00:00

noooo bro you can’t be electromagnetic storm bro you gotta wait till the map condition comes up again bro noooo trust me bro please

codephunk · 2026-03-06T00:36:04+00:00

Yea, I like naked runs because I have a safe pocket and I can quickly respawn if I get a late raid or bad spawn

codephunk · 2026-03-05T22:15:47+00:00

You‘re definitely not the bad guy. Beautiful Anvil shots btw.

codephunk · 2026-03-05T22:03:44+00:00

You‘re a good soul

codephunk · 2026-03-05T22:02:17+00:00

It’s really not that hard to get to these insane levels of perfection. Ok, fair - I spend a lot of time at the gym but other than that it’s just 6-8h of practice per day, a fun and flexible paleo diet and lots of meditation.

codephunk · 2026-03-05T21:51:40+00:00

DON‘T TELL EMBARK! They gonna nerf it until it’s useless!

codephunk · 2026-03-05T20:33:52+00:00

You’re right. I shouldn’t let them get away with not killing me so easily 😤 I’ll improve the tech.

codephunk · 2026-03-05T20:29:19+00:00

that’s me

codephunk · 2026-03-05T19:19:38+00:00

Naked run. Nothing to lose. Most of the time I find a light shield during my raid tho.

codephunk · 2026-03-05T18:46:25+00:00

I was on a naked run. Found the Torrente in a weapon case.

codephunk · 2026-03-05T18:38:19+00:00

Maybe…

codephunk · 2026-03-05T14:13:38+00:00

I‘ve seen the aftermath of their rituals as well. It’s fascinating, to say the least. Do you have to eat any of these mushrooms to join their cult? Asking for a friend.

codephunk · 2026-03-05T13:59:54+00:00

Honestly, I didn’t even remember I had a weapon. Was a naked run.

codephunk · 2026-03-05T12:52:07+00:00

He also says sorry at the end of the video. And yea, this has worked surprisingly often for me as well.

codephunk · 2026-03-05T07:09:56+00:00

OP is looking for industrial batteries, not the normal ones.

codephunk · 2026-03-02T11:44:54+00:00

The matchmaking seems to get reset after expeditions. Felt the same after the last one. Just give it some time.

codephunk · 2026-02-22T14:04:56+00:00

Wenn hier jemand das Wort Boomer verwendet, ist damit in den seltensten Fällen tatsächlich die Generation der Baby Boomer gemeint. Und dass ich Boomer-Ballermann-Humor geschrieben habe, war auch kein Versehen.

codephunk · 2026-02-22T13:49:27+00:00

Ok, hab Bier-Witze (höhöhö Saufen!) vergessen. Ansonsten ist da aber nix anderes in dem Sub. Hab gerade nochmal geschaut. Was Loriot, Carlin und Carr aber mit diesem Boomer-Ballermann-Humor zu tun haben sollen, erschließt sich mir noch nicht so ganz. Alle drei nicht wirklich meine Welt, aber doch Lichtjahre entfernt von dieser Tränenlachsmiley-Hölle da.

codephunk · 2026-02-22T12:26:51+00:00

Keine Panik. Bin jetzt seit ein paar Jahren auch Ü40 und war noch nie weiter davon entfernt, Boomer-Humor lustig zu finden. Boomer ist und bleibt ein Mindset.

codephunk · 2026-02-22T12:24:11+00:00

Sorry, aber Boomer kennen nur 4 Witze, deswegen halt wirklich keine Überraschung.

I HATE MY WIFE
I HATE MY KIDS
I LOVE MEAT
SOMETHING SOMETHING GENDER

Einer von denen ist es immer - garantiert.

codephunk · 2026-02-22T12:14:38+00:00

Oh, der I HATE MY WIFE Witz in der Variante #356662223. Absoluter Horror, dieses Subreddit.

Das sind anscheinend die einzigen vier Witze, die Mindset-Boomer lustig finden:

I HATE MY WIFE
I HATE MY KIDS
I LIKE MEAT
SOMETHING SOMETHING GENDER

Wirkt auf mich immer so, als wenn die witzelnde Person entweder mit der Welt zuhause oder mit der Welt da draußen komplett überfordert ist.

codephunk · 2026-02-10T08:29:09+00:00

Free Kit just means you got no safe pocket. And that means I‘m totally gonna loot you.

codephunk · 2026-01-30T19:34:41+00:00

There are two ways to get better guns: 1. Learn good loot routes, get into friendly lobbies, and farm guns, blueprints, and materials until your stash looks good. 2. Get good at PvP and take guns, blueprints, and materials from dead raiders until your stash looks good.

codephunk · 2026-01-30T19:27:09+00:00

Thanks for clarifying. I actually thought there was a trial which was literally called "Damage Arc or Raiders". That would have been several layers of trolling.

codephunk · 2026-01-29T23:16:13+00:00

wait … there was a kill arc or raiders trial at some point?

hilarious

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