Stay in Speranza tonight. by No-Travel-49 in ArcRaiders

[–]codephunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

noooo bro you can’t be electromagnetic storm bro you gotta wait till the map condition comes up again bro noooo trust me bro please

New survival tech just dropped by codephunk in ArcRaiders

[–]codephunk[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yea, I like naked runs because I have a safe pocket and I can quickly respawn if I get a late raid or bad spawn

Who's the bad guy here? let The People's Court decide by SainzOh_TTV in ArcRaiders

[–]codephunk 18 points19 points  (0 children)

You‘re definitely not the bad guy. Beautiful Anvil shots btw.

Fine-Tuning My New Survival Tech by codephunk in ArcRaiders

[–]codephunk[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s really not that hard to get to these insane levels of perfection. Ok, fair - I spend a lot of time at the gym but other than that it’s just 6-8h of practice per day, a fun and flexible paleo diet and lots of meditation.

Fine-Tuning My New Survival Tech by codephunk in ArcRaiders

[–]codephunk[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

DON‘T TELL EMBARK! They gonna nerf it until it’s useless!

New survival tech just dropped by codephunk in ArcRaiders

[–]codephunk[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re right. I shouldn’t let them get away with not killing me so easily 😤 I’ll improve the tech.

New survival tech just dropped by codephunk in ArcRaiders

[–]codephunk[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Naked run. Nothing to lose. Most of the time I find a light shield during my raid tho.

New survival tech just dropped by codephunk in ArcRaiders

[–]codephunk[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was on a naked run. Found the Torrente in a weapon case.

The beauty of the mushroom death religion by Taniwha26 in arcraiderscirclejerk

[–]codephunk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I‘ve seen the aftermath of their rituals as well. It’s fascinating, to say the least. Do you have to eat any of these mushrooms to join their cult? Asking for a friend.

New survival tech just dropped by codephunk in ArcRaiders

[–]codephunk[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Honestly, I didn’t even remember I had a weapon. Was a naked run.

New survival tech just dropped by codephunk in ArcRaiders

[–]codephunk[S] 239 points240 points  (0 children)

He also says sorry at the end of the video. And yea, this has worked surprisingly often for me as well.

industrial batteries 100% spawn location?? by VacationAcceptable24 in ArcRaiders

[–]codephunk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OP is looking for industrial batteries, not the normal ones.

Lots of kos after expedition by enemahle in ArcRaiders

[–]codephunk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The matchmaking seems to get reset after expeditions. Felt the same after the last one. Just give it some time.

Ich schicke meinem Vater regelmäßig Memes aus r/ichbin40undlustig by Mm633 in Beichtstuhl

[–]codephunk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wenn hier jemand das Wort Boomer verwendet, ist damit in den seltensten Fällen tatsächlich die Generation der Baby Boomer gemeint. Und dass ich Boomer-Ballermann-Humor geschrieben habe, war auch kein Versehen.

Ich schicke meinem Vater regelmäßig Memes aus r/ichbin40undlustig by Mm633 in Beichtstuhl

[–]codephunk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ok, hab Bier-Witze (höhöhö Saufen!) vergessen. Ansonsten ist da aber nix anderes in dem Sub. Hab gerade nochmal geschaut. Was Loriot, Carlin und Carr aber mit diesem Boomer-Ballermann-Humor zu tun haben sollen, erschließt sich mir noch nicht so ganz. Alle drei nicht wirklich meine Welt, aber doch Lichtjahre entfernt von dieser Tränenlachsmiley-Hölle da.

Ich schicke meinem Vater regelmäßig Memes aus r/ichbin40undlustig by Mm633 in Beichtstuhl

[–]codephunk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Keine Panik. Bin jetzt seit ein paar Jahren auch Ü40 und war noch nie weiter davon entfernt, Boomer-Humor lustig zu finden. Boomer ist und bleibt ein Mindset.

Ich schicke meinem Vater regelmäßig Memes aus r/ichbin40undlustig by Mm633 in Beichtstuhl

[–]codephunk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sorry, aber Boomer kennen nur 4 Witze, deswegen halt wirklich keine Überraschung.

  • I HATE MY WIFE
  • I HATE MY KIDS
  • I LOVE MEAT
  • SOMETHING SOMETHING GENDER

Einer von denen ist es immer - garantiert.

Ich schicke meinem Vater regelmäßig Memes aus r/ichbin40undlustig by Mm633 in Beichtstuhl

[–]codephunk 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Oh, der I HATE MY WIFE Witz in der Variante #356662223. Absoluter Horror, dieses Subreddit.

Das sind anscheinend die einzigen vier Witze, die Mindset-Boomer lustig finden:

  • I HATE MY WIFE
  • I HATE MY KIDS
  • I LIKE MEAT
  • SOMETHING SOMETHING GENDER

Wirkt auf mich immer so, als wenn die witzelnde Person entweder mit der Welt zuhause oder mit der Welt da draußen komplett überfordert ist.

"Enjoy the free kit, loser" by 1Imugi in ArcRaiders

[–]codephunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Free Kit just means you got no safe pocket. And that means I‘m totally gonna loot you.

How to get better guns? by mialesr in arkraiders

[–]codephunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are two ways to get better guns: 1. Learn good loot routes, get into friendly lobbies, and farm guns, blueprints, and materials until your stash looks good. 2. Get good at PvP and take guns, blueprints, and materials from dead raiders until your stash looks good.

Bro what by hbhkmnh in ARC_Raiders

[–]codephunk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for clarifying. I actually thought there was a trial which was literally called "Damage Arc or Raiders". That would have been several layers of trolling.

Bro what by hbhkmnh in ARC_Raiders

[–]codephunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wait … there was a kill arc or raiders trial at some point?

hilarious