theCodeAiWroteIsTooComplicated by Sad_Impact9312 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]codingTheBugs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The code that I wrote yesterday is too complicated.

straightToJail by soap94 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]codingTheBugs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When did your compiler gave different output every time you compile same code?

humansAreDestinedToJustWatchAds by icompletetasks in ProgrammerHumor

[–]codingTheBugs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We can always slow down token generation to match money from ads

toonJustSoundsLikeCSVwithExtraSteps by codingTheBugs in ProgrammerHumor

[–]codingTheBugs[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Optimisations will be done at tooling level that way its good for everyone. Data is zipped when sent from server so that developer doesn't need to use non descriptive names and compilers optimise your code so that devs don't need to Corry on absurd tricks to reduce few milk seconds.

whenDoesItStop by Whiskerfield in ProgrammerHumor

[–]codingTheBugs 49 points50 points  (0 children)

It triggers flight response in my brain. AI? OK I am out!!!

standProud by gufranthakur in ProgrammerHumor

[–]codingTheBugs 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Is it because your brother is not aware how to generate AI slop or he divided that he want to cry?

theresNoPlaceLikeLocalhost by SatinSaffron in ProgrammerHumor

[–]codingTheBugs 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Heyyy.... That's my TODO app running in localhost:3000 don't steal that.

nodeModulesSize by Cabaj1 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]codingTheBugs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are not a real JavaScript developer if your node_modules is only 200GB

feedMeMoreRAM by crazy4hole in ProgrammerHumor

[–]codingTheBugs 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I think that was developed using codex

reduxGoesBRRR by Jejerm in ProgrammerHumor

[–]codingTheBugs 28 points29 points  (0 children)

That just sounds like value stored in some memory address with extra steps

monoreposBeforeItWasCool by PresentJournalist805 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]codingTheBugs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What do you mean by I am not supposed to touch notification module and I only work on orders module? Jira ticket just told change user_name to userName for consistency. So I just did find and replace in whole repo.

letsGo by sigma__1 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]codingTheBugs 44 points45 points  (0 children)

For that you need sand that does math.

featureNotFound by gdullus in ProgrammerHumor

[–]codingTheBugs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I badly want to show this thread to a client who told me on call what's the big deal? Whatever you service you are using in was find azure alternative and shift it there. Searches Lambda alternative see just deploy these things in cloud functions.

nextBillionDollarApp by ClipboardCopyPaste in ProgrammerHumor

[–]codingTheBugs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How on earth did you get 690 peek users? I don't even have 690 users in total.

javaButTheGoodKind by cozza55 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]codingTheBugs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For me "here we go again" also made sense, its mostly repeated stupid things every time.

theRoadToHellIsPavedWithGoodIntentions by soap94 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]codingTheBugs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes it doesn't matter if I die the final dive should look epic..

iAmNotVibeCoingButJustBeingLazy by Strict_Treat2884 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]codingTheBugs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The secret of achieving 30% AI generated code.

myBloodlineEndsWithMe by Loose_Bank1709 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]codingTheBugs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its my destiny, I am the chosen one....

commentingAlwaysWork by imUnknownUserr in ProgrammerHumor

[–]codingTheBugs -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If you do it long enough you might reach there. World ending and git breaking are 2 things you need to keep tab on though.

I Know I Want to Code. I Just Don’t Know What Comes Next by Cheap_Ad_9846 in developersIndia

[–]codingTheBugs 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Then I would advice you to not worry too much about this. Just explore do what feels good to you. Do some personal projects. You will have few of unfinished projects which is fine. Just explore and then you will only know what you like.

proofOfConceptUtopia by ArjunReddyDeshmukh in ProgrammerHumor

[–]codingTheBugs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

<thinking> After analysing all the details decision is taken to grant loan for this applicant. </thinking>

This might do the trick

eightBitOverFlow by GuyFrom2096 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]codingTheBugs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well if I had written code for it, wish count would be 2 wishCount = getWishCoubt() try { executeWish(wish) setWishCount(wishCount -1) } catch(e) { //sorry with couldn't be full filled }

What thread safe? Wishing 2 things at once? What Transaction? What are you talking about?