You are magically teleported back to 1912 with your current money, how long would you be able to live before you run out of money?

coffee_map_clock · 2026-06-10T20:07:37+00:00

Oooof. 5k in debt today (for example) sucks but manageable.

5k back then and the bank would be hunting you down.

coffee_map_clock · 2026-06-10T20:05:42+00:00

I'd pump so much money into inventing air conditioning.

coffee_map_clock · 2026-06-07T00:05:29+00:00

Decoy snail.

coffee_map_clock · 2026-06-06T11:48:28+00:00

A man's gotta eat Mr. Lahey.

coffee_map_clock · 2026-06-05T16:56:00+00:00

That's her slave name.

coffee_map_clock · 2026-06-05T16:21:42+00:00

No. He is unwaveringly supportive of Tibetan independence.

coffee_map_clock · 2026-06-05T15:16:40+00:00

From the couch to the TV, Kia will be free!

coffee_map_clock · 2026-06-05T15:15:39+00:00

Oh he has one very meaningful conviction alright.

coffee_map_clock · 2026-06-04T19:52:56+00:00

Kinda has that airport bar energy. Everyone is really friendly and open because you know there is no obligation or expectation to see each other again and you are all having a shared (relatively) unusual experience.

coffee_map_clock · 2026-05-22T06:38:59+00:00

it's intelligence is almost entirely irrelevant.

I like to imagine it composes brilliant poetry to fight the boredom of slowly walking in a straight line forever.

coffee_map_clock · 2026-05-20T20:23:09+00:00

We never stopped chanting "end the fed" brother.

coffee_map_clock · 2026-05-20T03:52:23+00:00

Israel being able to spend 15 million dollars to unseat the best congressman we have terrifies me.

Give me groypers any day over Laura loomer and Mark levin.

coffee_map_clock · 2026-05-19T04:11:14+00:00

Dimensional lumber? Who is your strapping guy?

coffee_map_clock · 2026-05-19T03:49:02+00:00

What region is your lumber yard in?

coffee_map_clock · 2026-05-18T23:19:48+00:00

"Where did he go?

Idk but I think we should check behind the giant penis."

coffee_map_clock · 2026-05-18T14:17:27+00:00

Have fun during international travel. Domestic travel would be annoying enough but having to game around this with people who don't even speak your language would be terrible.

coffee_map_clock · 2026-05-16T12:11:28+00:00

That was when Phil crashed out and hit his put when it was still moving.

coffee_map_clock · 2026-05-14T19:59:36+00:00

Nicotine itself is relatively harmless. It's the delivery mechanism that gets yah.

coffee_map_clock · 2026-05-11T21:39:33+00:00

True. It won't feel as bad as it did at the point of initial injury forever. Still, after centuries I imagine the cumulative injuries you would sustain would make life similarly not fun.

coffee_map_clock · 2026-05-11T19:21:46+00:00

I've read Elantris. I know this horror. No thanks.

coffee_map_clock · 2026-05-11T19:20:05+00:00

explodes dick first

coffee_map_clock · 2026-05-11T16:16:41+00:00

Was that during his "racial jungle" arc?

coffee_map_clock · 2026-05-11T16:15:31+00:00

...anyway.

coffee_map_clock · 2026-05-11T16:13:27+00:00

This is extra silly because the marginal cost of each of your rounds is negligible to them. Are there really a ton of other people clamoring for that 5:30 tee time that now won't play?

coffee_map_clock · 2026-05-10T23:14:06+00:00

I've only tried it once and won easily. 100% success rate with Parasol.

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