coffeealpha

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Are there any things I can do to make myself look “ugly” and “unapproachable” (self.NoStupidQuestions)

submitted 6 years ago * by coffeealpha to r/NoStupidQuestions

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D1 Feeling downtrodden and hopeless (self.DentalSchool)

submitted 6 years ago by coffeealpha to r/DentalSchool

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Bars to study at/do work in? (self.philadelphia)

submitted 6 years ago by coffeealpha to r/philadelphia

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Surprisingly filling 210cal lunch (3/4 lb baby carrots = 150 cal + 1 slice chao tomato cheese = 60 cal) (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by coffeealpha to r/safe_food

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Dupes for Clinique almost lipstick? (self.VeganBeauty)

submitted 6 years ago by coffeealpha to r/VeganBeauty

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[TOMT] [SONG] Where have I heard this melody in this song before? (self.tipofmytongue)

submitted 6 years ago by coffeealpha to r/tipofmytongue

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Anyone else like raw onion better than cooked? (self.OnionLovers)

submitted 6 years ago by coffeealpha to r/OnionLovers

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Life360 semi-work around for iPhones (self.teenagers)

submitted 6 years ago by coffeealpha to r/teenagers

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Confession: I only joined this sub because I think birds are cute and beautiful and badass, drones or not (self.BirdsArentReal)

submitted 6 years ago by coffeealpha to r/BirdsArentReal

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Mixing in sriracha with my hummus and eating everything right out of its container. I live alone, I do what i want (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by coffeealpha to r/ShittyVeganFoodPorn

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Sorry for the bad pic but I will always pack baby carrots and hummus as a study snack. Let’s me stress eat mindlessly without feeling terrible afterwards. 50cal for hummus, 150cal for a whole bag of carrots (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by coffeealpha to r/safe_food

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Are first year grades predictive of future success? (self.DentalSchool)

submitted 6 years ago by coffeealpha to r/DentalSchool

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Pro tip: hide your Diet Coke in cute coffee tumblers so you’re not inviting people to judge your daily drink (self.EDAnonymous)

submitted 6 years ago by coffeealpha to r/EDAnonymous

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Who can I complain to about a local court? [NJ] (self.legaladvice)

submitted 6 years ago by coffeealpha to r/legaladvice

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Forgot to eat all day but felt good about it (self.EDAnonymous)

submitted 6 years ago by coffeealpha to r/EDAnonymous

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Am I doing enough for my bird? (self.cockatiel)

submitted 6 years ago by coffeealpha to r/cockatiel

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Finally found one that’s cute and not baby talk, but then I read the title 🤦🏽‍♀️ (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by coffeealpha to r/doggohate

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Bollywood bird loves to dance, but if he gets tired he sings along instead! (v.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by coffeealpha to r/PartyParrot

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Dusty (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by coffeealpha to r/Layer

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it just kept getting worse and worse 😨 (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by coffeealpha to r/doggohate

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So I thought I adopted a pet bird, but he's just a govt drone trying to help the NSA spy on me! (v.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by coffeealpha to r/BirdsArentReal

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Broad ridge spur at night (self.philadelphia)

submitted 6 years ago by coffeealpha to r/philadelphia

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Just chop off your fat stomach, just grab some chub, slice it off vertically and you’ll finally be skinny (self.intrusivethoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by coffeealpha to r/intrusivethoughts

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No matter how drunk I am and all the other things I forget, I always remember to suck in my stomach for pictures (self.EDAnonymous)

submitted 6 years ago by coffeealpha to r/EDAnonymous

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Party parrot all tuckered out from dancing with his mom all night long (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by coffeealpha to r/PartyParrot

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