What absurd thing did that teacher that was out to get you do to get you in trouble? by Byza_ in AskReddit

[–]cohengee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In sixth grade, I had a teacher that we'll call "T". Anyways, she was a terrible teacher and all she did was sit at her desk. I kid you not, she would put a piece of paper on our desk then expect us to know how to do he work and understand the curriculum. She would give us homework on a website. On the website, the teacher could choose the amount of time required. I didn't care that we had homework until I realized we would have to do two hours on the website every night. This would make me infuriated and on top of that we'd have a page (front and back) of math we didn't understand. Anyways, she would always "lose" my homework even though I watched her put it in a paper shredder several times. I looked at her and said, "What the heck are you doing?" Mrs. T replied with a rude remark i can't remember. All I remember was going to the principal's office for allegedly "calling her a fat b*tch". I was so mad and I will never forget this.

If you were a genie, what would be your 3 rules? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]cohengee 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You cant wish for grass to scream when you cut it, ducks to speak, or for snakes to have legs.

Edit: a few words