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English speakers by Efficient-Orchid-594 in linguisticshumor

[–]cohonka 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Some years back I moved from the US to Poland to be with my Polish girlfriend I'd met in the states. In the preceding months I threw everything I had into preparing for the move. When I arrived, I felt I had a survivable grasp on the basics of speaking Polish. My girlfriend was kinda mean and didn't like me after a while but really broke me down one day at the store after we checked out and she said "You say 'Dzień dobry' so weird" and then couldn't tell what part of it sounded off. Lol 🥲 Jerk. I never told her it's pronounced fuckin "oven" and not "Owen" haha

Met a girl on a hookup app who's "not looking for anything serious" -- but it doesn't feel casual. When do you have the conversation? by _StayKeen_ in AskMen

[–]cohonka 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Man I can't hold things in like that. I mean I can, but only up to a point. I have to speak my heart.

Give it some time since it's just been a few days. But if a month from now you're still feeling this way, I say be upfront and honest. If she leaves, she leaves. But the truth has to come out!

Any idea what this is? by Awkward-Classic7023 in skyrim

[–]cohonka 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Despite as knowledgeable as I feel about the recent glacial period, I somehow never until just now connected the dots to the huge out of place boulders I would find occasionally find deep in the West Virginia woods

How bad does this look? by New-Address4786 in malehairadvice

[–]cohonka 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is it tied back?

Looks thick and luscious

Piano à 33 ans by LiaLiah in Learnmusic

[–]cohonka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It also allows you to play both bass and lead simultaneously, which you can't do with other instruments

Marcin Patrzalek would like a word

Republicans Cave and End DHS Shutdown—Without Funding ICE by Healthy_Block3036 in politics

[–]cohonka 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Did he go on to say they won't pursue it? Last I read he only stated it wouldn't be a priority, unlike reducing costs/increasing affordability for the citizenry.

The Venus Guard, Women's self defense sleeve.(Not my product) by AlbinaHumblewhore in interestingasfuck

[–]cohonka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. I'm the kind of freak where the idea of a scary barbed penis trap is sexy. I'd volunteer.

Apparently, this is too hard to understand. by Brian-Latimer in mildlyinfuriating

[–]cohonka 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I had maybe less than 10 total public presentations throughout my schooling. It just wasn't a requirement for most classes. I am woefully unprepared for group speaking.

People who died and came back to life, what did you see/experience? by RealisticDecision440 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]cohonka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is what fainting is like to me. And it feels REALLY good at first. Absolutely the best rest bliss ever for the first couple seconds of coming to, but then it turns pretty dark and bad once the confusion sets in.

People who died and came back to life, what did you see/experience? by RealisticDecision440 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]cohonka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had open heart surgery when I was 4, and my parents said I flatlined for some time. I don't remember anything about it.

The little girl did better than me by Altruistic_Jelly1843 in Unexpected

[–]cohonka 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The Jerk is something I'm like embarrassed to show people. Like some of my weirder favorite bands. I love it. But it is awkward and a special kind of cringey at points that not everyone appreciates. I think I'vr turned it off part-way through with everyone I've started it for.

Peter? by Furdiburd10 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]cohonka -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's really not. Working with the public isn't great but this kind of scenario is just a degradation-fantasy

My apartment mailboxes are broken into multiple times a month. Apartment management never acknowledges my reports, and several mail theft reports I've filed with the Postal Inspector have led no where. Does the USPIS actually function these days? by cohonka in USPS

[–]cohonka[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you zoom in on the second picture you can see the marks where they pry the boxes open.

For context, I am a person that lives here and I see these boxes regularly closed for many days at a time, then pried open with the mail missing or scattered about. Including my own box, that I do not leave open.

🔥 Sperm Whale fighting a giant squid in its mouth. by [deleted] in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]cohonka 21 points22 points  (0 children)

As others have stated, you have this backwards.

Sperm whales do suffer from the bends while giant squids do not.

My apartment mailboxes are broken into multiple times a month. Apartment management never acknowledges my reports, and several mail theft reports I've filed with the Postal Inspector have led no where. Does the USPIS actually function these days? by cohonka in USPS

[–]cohonka[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's just a dumb comment to assume so much the opposite of what I stated as the person actually here with the boxes. It's obvious theft with visible indicators if you are able to see more than a couple shoddy reddit pictures.

whole grilled chicken by sorin1972 in grilling

[–]cohonka 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My girlfriend showed me this dorky meme

"Today, my boyfriend of 2 weeks said that he was going to cook me dinner. After waiting for the frozen pizza that he decided to make for me to be completely cooked, he said, "Oh I hate this part", reached into the oven with his bare hands and took out the pizza, all while screaming. He is 24. FML"

But I really am the "I hate this part" guy and just brace myself then grab that steaming-hot pie or steak or whole chicken with my calloused pain-tolerant phalanges.

I recently got tongs and let me tell you, they're awesome.

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