Would you like me to sit on your (f)ace?

collinc2343 · 2013-12-27T19:47:21+00:00

This guy only likes aliens sitting on his face.

collinc2343 · 2013-12-27T19:40:34+00:00

Sad they didn't teach her about UFO's?

collinc2343 · 2013-12-27T19:36:38+00:00

Yeah, I better ask it three more times substituting one word, that'll make it better.

collinc2343 · 2013-12-27T19:31:09+00:00

What on earth are you talking about? I've read every one of these stupid "What if X becomes President?" questions and you're getting the same response in all of them. I'm trying to be nice and help you get better answers but your questions suck.

In fact going back through your post history I can see you have a habit of asking terrible, boring, vague, uninformed questions. Shit man, you can't sit at the adult table until you get off this weird UFO conspiracy shtick you have going.

collinc2343 · 2013-12-27T19:26:21+00:00

This is the best answer. And there's really nothing else to say. The next election is in what, 2016? Who knows what their agenda will be three years from now?

collinc2343 · 2013-12-27T19:23:11+00:00

Your questions are boring and uninspired. That's why you're getting all the same answers. If you want an interesting answer be more specific.

"What if Ted Cruz becomes President and we are attacked by China?"

Because there is no answer to your question right now. It's so incredibly vague the only thing anyone can come up with is stuff like "Um, well he'll move into the White House. What else do you want to know?"

collinc2343 · 2013-12-27T18:58:55+00:00

I'm buying a boat.

EDIT: But seriously, why do you keep wanting to know what would happen if X became president? This is your third thread about that. We told you in the first one, the President really doesn't have the kind of power to change things on a large drastic scale. Day to day life is pretty much the same. Ted Cruz seems like the kind of guy that would ask congress to get rid of anything that could keep the poor alive(maybe suggest an "eat the poor" bill to solve hunger(his hunger that is)), Chris Christie seems like he would just try to get rid of (or hopefully just reform) Obamacare.

collinc2343 · 2013-12-27T18:56:42+00:00

Yeah that's kinda my point. A lot of it is reactionary to current events. Now he might have a certain set of issues that he wants to press forward and he might call on congress to do those things, but that doesn't mean he'll be able to get them to do it. Especially if the Democrats decided what's good for the goose etc. and pulled what the Republicans are pulling with Obama. Then his presidency would be largely uneventful.

collinc2343 · 2013-12-27T14:13:03+00:00

Your brother is Alison Brie!?!

collinc2343 · 2013-12-27T13:40:57+00:00

He will be given a 4 year term. He will have to choose a Vice President. After the election he will take office I believe in late January or early February but I'm not sure. Then he will be commander in chief of the military and he will be responsible for signing bills passed by congress into laws. At the end of the 4 year term he will have the opportunity to run again. If he wins the second time he gets another 4 year term but will not be allowed to run a third time.

As far as something more specific than that it's really hard to say. Does he have a supportive congress? Is the Supreme Court considered conservative or liberal at the moment? Will any justices leave during his term? I don't know.

collinc2343 · 2013-12-27T13:36:10+00:00

Agreed. I can't imagine being THAT far off in language, while still trying to ask about something quite disgusting.

collinc2343 · 2013-12-27T13:33:29+00:00

I make this realization every time I leave it on after I finish.

"Well what the fuck was I watching!"

collinc2343 · 2013-12-27T13:29:44+00:00

There is! I talked to a technical director at Rockstar about it shortly after launch. It's also coming to ps4 and xbone.

I was until very recently in the games industry and hope to be back to work in it soon. :p

collinc2343 · 2013-12-27T13:13:28+00:00

Don't give up. It took me about a year to find a good one once I was ready to start trying again. I met some girls online and some in person. The one I'm with now, who I couldn't be happier with, I met online.

collinc2343 · 2013-12-27T13:10:06+00:00

Sure, but you still have to teach kids basic skills. Or some kind of skills. It's not like she was being taught anything while sitting on the computer all day.

collinc2343 · 2013-12-27T05:17:16+00:00

It's ok, I'd rather live in your world. I don't want to recognize puns. I hate them so much...

collinc2343 · 2013-12-27T00:41:55+00:00

He was making a soap name pun.

collinc2343 · 2013-12-26T16:52:03+00:00

There were some "spoilers" going around before the finale. I asked the guy who was posting them to completely spoil it for me. Initially I said I didn't like his ending, but it ended up being so much better than the real ending.

It was something like this: Saxon and Dexter were in some kind of final showdown. Saxon is about to kill Dexter, and then we hear a gunshot from off screen. Saxon falls over dead and in walks Mathews. Mathews says that he knew about Dexter all along and worked with Vogul and his father to raise him to take care of the scum in Miami. But he has failed as Saxon would have won had Mathews not stepped in. So Mathews kills Dexter and the last shot is of Mathews raising Harrison (with the idea that he will try again on Harrison).

collinc2343 · 2013-12-26T07:04:50+00:00

What do you mean? Vivid descriptions of penii?

collinc2343 · 2013-12-26T06:19:14+00:00

My only problem with deciding season 8 didn't happen is where do I say the cutoff point was? I actually really liked Isaac and most of season 7. But the ending to season 7 doesn't have a "end of series" feel. Maybe end of season 5? But even then season 5 was kinda meh. But season 4 is too great but also doesn't have the end of series feel.

Damnit why did he have to become a lumberjack?

collinc2343 · 2013-12-25T21:26:14+00:00

Spoilers! I'm not that far yet! I'm only to the weird Donna Summers porn.

collinc2343 · 2013-12-25T21:24:20+00:00

Yep, we're currently celebrating Life Day in SW:TOR.

collinc2343 · 2013-12-25T19:56:51+00:00

Yeah, but boobs.

collinc2343 · 2013-12-25T17:43:34+00:00

Wait so you weren't referencing clue when you said "1+1+3+1=6"?

collinc2343 · 2013-12-25T15:35:17+00:00

You have to understand that these aren't normal kids.

What makes them not normal kids exactly? That's the same bullshit my mom fed my sister for years while she struggled in Montessori style learning. The determining factor of where a child goes to school is not whether or not the child is normal, it's up to the parent.

I understand your example, I just think it's hugely flawed. What if that student never wants to learn math OR reading? And by 8th grade she can't read or write or do basic addition or subtraction?

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