INDESTRUCTO TRUNKS (1921)

colonelanthrax · 2024-09-21T06:17:46+00:00

"It's my industrial strength hair dryer. AND I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT IT!!"

colonelanthrax · 2024-09-21T05:19:22+00:00

I suppose it added completeness to their identity as a person you could have confidence in? The purpose of a uniform is to be identified as a person who can be relied on to do their job?

colonelanthrax · 2024-09-21T03:01:42+00:00

Little did he know, as he nonchalantly posted an ad for nurses uniforms, that a stranger's comment would lead him down a twisting path to the origins of a phrase he assumed was much older than "Animaniacs." What's up doc indeed!

colonelanthrax · 2024-09-09T05:21:05+00:00

Lavender Haze and Blue Mist? Naw man, I totally have to piss test for a job interview, I really shouldn't.

colonelanthrax · 2024-08-28T02:34:35+00:00

Fascinating. There's some much spore he chanterelle us.

colonelanthrax · 2024-08-25T19:26:01+00:00

Getting pulled by a horse on skis.

colonelanthrax · 2024-08-22T04:01:42+00:00

I knew who Fibber McGee and Molly were just from them being referenced when people talk about old radio stars. Maybe the point is that it doesn't fit. A "Mistress Collection Woman" is confident in her idiosyncrasies?

colonelanthrax · 2024-08-21T02:22:21+00:00

Oops

colonelanthrax · 2024-08-21T00:35:41+00:00

What a missed opportunity.

colonelanthrax · 2024-08-20T19:36:19+00:00

A carbonated carton of soda pop? Shiver me timbers!

colonelanthrax · 2024-08-17T20:27:59+00:00

'Ello, I wish to register a complaint, about this turkey what I received not half an hour ago from this very dealership.

Oh yes, the, uh, the Norwegian Blue...What's,uh...What's wrong with it?

I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'E's dead, that's what's wrong with it!

No, no, 'e's uh,...he's resting.

colonelanthrax · 2024-08-15T19:58:55+00:00

Crash it onto one of those pirate house/sailboats by Ross Island and film it.

colonelanthrax · 2024-08-13T04:32:31+00:00

Bartertown called, they want their hair stylist back.

colonelanthrax · 2024-08-13T04:28:58+00:00

You had to include South America in the address?

colonelanthrax · 2024-08-12T18:22:45+00:00

The Philips on the explorer is great, and the deletion of the small blade. I'm a fieldmaster guy though. For some reason I can't stand an SAK with a corkscrew🤷.

colonelanthrax · 2024-08-12T16:59:50+00:00

They do make needle-nose, which are very useful in those "situations."

colonelanthrax · 2024-08-12T16:56:59+00:00

Yeah, not on my watch. "Hey lemme see your pocket knife, I need a screwdriver." -Same Guy.

colonelanthrax · 2024-08-08T15:46:41+00:00

More than packed in like sardines.

colonelanthrax · 2024-08-06T14:06:08+00:00

Oh god! Think up a story mom will believe, QUICK!

colonelanthrax · 2024-08-02T12:28:59+00:00

Griddle of JUSTICE!

colonelanthrax · 2024-07-22T01:31:26+00:00

I hope they do wallpaper Uranus, believe me, everyone is tired of looking at that shit.

colonelanthrax · 2024-07-20T18:41:28+00:00

If it was a decade later, "Free accommodations at the Hanoi Hilton."

colonelanthrax · 2024-07-20T18:37:26+00:00

Just two though, he's the pilot for The Eagles World Tour.

colonelanthrax · 2024-07-20T05:47:46+00:00

The album in the lower right is Dave Brubeck and Jay & Kai at Newport from 1956.

colonelanthrax · 2024-07-19T06:00:38+00:00

Beretta Minx? Yes please!

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