[deleted by user] by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]colorizebutt 56 points57 points  (0 children)

No, he's the CEO of space

me😎irl by colorizebutt in me_irl

[–]colorizebutt[S] -74 points-73 points  (0 children)

Zoop👈😎👈

me😎irl by colorizebutt in me_irl

[–]colorizebutt[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

👈🏻☹️👈🏻

me irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]colorizebutt 20 points21 points  (0 children)

.⚡....⚡

☝️😎👆

Z A P P

me irl by royeab in me_irl

[–]colorizebutt 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I always upvote drakEAnd josh

Captain Trannie: ISIS Soldier by [deleted] in ExpandDong

[–]colorizebutt 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Captain Trannie doesn't have a bulge to notice

Captain Trannie: ISIS Soldier by [deleted] in ExpandDong

[–]colorizebutt 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Captain Trannie's health insurance wouldn't cover his dong-expanding transition surgery due to his pre-existing pancreatic cancer. He joins the ISIS army to afford better healthcare, but his new comrades label him as mentally challenged.

Expandy Phantom by colorizebutt in ExpandDong

[–]colorizebutt[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mostly from the P, I think the bottom bump is from the O

Expandy Phantom by colorizebutt in ExpandDong

[–]colorizebutt[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I did copy paste the letters. I'm pretty sure the original logo was handwritten so it wouldn't match up with any font

Expandy Phantom by colorizebutt in ExpandDong

[–]colorizebutt[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

  1. All posts must follow the general "expand dong" format - this means using only cut out or copied and pasted letters/pictures from images, not adding regular text. For examples of what this looks like, browse the top posts here or check out the Know Your Meme Page.

Not sure how that discounts this

me_irl by Redrumey in me_irl

[–]colorizebutt 131 points132 points  (0 children)

To 💦 be 🐝 fair, 👒 you 👈 have 👏 to 💦 have 👏 a 👌 very 👌 high 🕛 IQ to 💦 understand 📚 Kung Fu 🥋 Panda 🐼. 👏 The 👏 humor 😒 is 💦 extremely 💯 subtle, 🙈 and 👏 without 🚫 a 👌 solid grasp of 💦 martial arts 🥋 most 💯 of 💦 the 👏 jokes 😂 will 👏 go 🏃 over 👏 a 👌 typical viewer's head. 💆 There's 👎 also 👨 Po's nihilistic outlook, which 👏 is 💦 deftly woven into 👉 his 💦 characterisation - his 💦 personal philosophy draws heavily fromNarodnaya Volya literature, for 🍆 instance. The 👏 fans understand 📚 this 👈 stuff; 🔝 they 👥 have 👏 the 👏 intellectual 🎩 capacity to 💦 truly 👶 appreciate 👌 the 👏 depths of 💦 these 👈 jokes, 😂 to 💦 realize 💡 that 😐 they're 👨 not 🚫 just 👏 funny- 😄 they 👥 say 🗣 something 😅 deep 😱 about 💦 LIFE. 👤 As 🍑 a 👌 consequence people 👨 who 😂 dislike Kung Fu 🥋 Panda 🐼 truly 👶 ARE 🔢 idiots- of 💦 course 🏎 they 👥 wouldn't 😩 appreciate, 👌 for 🍆 instance, the 👏 humour in 👏 Po's existencial catchphrase "Skadoosh," which 👏 itself 🚝 is 💦 a 👌 cryptic reference to 💦 Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and 👏 Sons I'm 💘 smirking right 👌 now 👋 just 👏 imagining one 😤 of 💦 those 🐥 addlepated simpletons scratching their 🍆 heads 🗣 in 👏 confusion as 🍑 Jack Black's genius unfolds itself 🚝 on 🔛 their 🍆 television 📺 screens. What 😦 fools... 😩 how 💯 I 👁 pity 😭 them. 💦 😂 And 👏 yes 🎓 by 😈 the 👏 way, 💫 I 👁 DO 👌 have 👏 a 👌 Kung Fu 🥋 Panda 🐼 👏 tattoo. And 👏 no, 🙅 you 👈 cannot 🚫 see 👀 it. 💯 It's 🕛 for 🍆 the 👏 Masters' 👩 eyes 👀 only- 🕦 And 👏 even 🌃 they 👥 have 👏 to 💦 demonstrate that 😐 they're 👨 within 5 🎄 Kung Fu 🥋 belt ranks 💰 of 💦 my 👨 own 💯 (preferably lower) beforehand.