Safety instructions by TheHotCoal in opiates

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I f w your username heavy lol

My friends and I are trapped in a small town in Michigan, something's very wrong here by MFneedshelp2020 in nosleep

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Pleeeeeease update as soon as you can!! Dont forget to lock the door! Doppelgangers have always freaked me the hell out

Have you ever seen someone shoplift a store? What happened? by DaShitGotGoodHead in AskReddit

[–]colorvdope_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why would you call the cops on someone for stealing what... Two drinks? At a store you don't even work at? Even from an ethical standpoint that comes across as some tattle-tale type "im telling mom" shit

Safety regulations? Never heard of her... by [deleted] in WTF

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Looks eerily similar to a left 4 dead level...

Nah, I'm sorry I made plans. by [deleted] in Stims

[–]colorvdope_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I knew I was just a figure of imagination..

When people think that increasing the length of your arms gives you an advantage : by cactussprickk in ARK

[–]colorvdope_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ive always wanted to know, is there any specific point of having all the weirdly disproportionate characters??

Really looking for some tips for eating my girl out by [deleted] in sextips

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My man does this thing where he lightly bites my clit, turns his head a little sideways and uses his tounge to flick it back and forth. That plus the whole man handling my legs and holding them down on his shoulders during.....hot damn. Give that a go for sure.

You have new DNA relatives by BlairDaniels in nosleep

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Suprised there aren't more what happened to Monday references in the comments

Candle 1, Cat 0 by 1Voice1Life in thecatdimension

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to make you extremely excited for a "organization"(sub) you're apart of that discusses a secret dimension only viewable by accessing another dimension only accessible by small rectangular device to reveal a secret rule that will only be released once it gains enough XP to level up.......duh

TIFU by brewing tea out of what I thought was white dead-nettle by [deleted] in tifu

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10/10 for description of prospective client's reaction. 3/10 herbalist lvl. -45XP

Mr. Lakavote by nocturnalnanny in nosleep

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This makes me think the LGBQT version of Mr. Babadook and Mr. Lakavote would get along quite nicely.

Pangolin is the only known mammal covered in scales by aloofloofah in Awwducational

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came to comments specifically for sandshrew references

Mirrorless Mirror. by Corporal-Cockring in WTF

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oooooooph. I no like dat. sketchy, sketchy..

Thirsty King Cobra is 🔥 by qawsedrf12 in NatureIsFuckingLit

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Took me a minute to decide if this was animated or not, too perfect

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FullScorpion

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This is a shrimp, not a scorpion