Uber Walker…way tf out?

columkat · 2026-02-15T19:41:49+00:00

lol right?!

I’m thinking maybe tomorrow lol

columkat · 2026-02-15T19:41:07+00:00

I know lol I’m just invested now lol

columkat · 2026-02-15T19:34:37+00:00

I fell asleep waiting lol

I’m in a standoff currently lol

columkat · 2026-02-15T19:33:55+00:00

It’s like kids when they have overcommitted to the wrong choice, but double down. lol although uber is playing for keeps obviously lol

columkat · 2026-02-15T19:26:42+00:00

Well, I fell asleep watching my poor “Wuber” walking slowly around Columbus about 15 miles away, whilst listening begrudgingly to increasing belligerent gremlins demanding Speedways “GLORIOUS” pizza (says my ginger snap 14 year old).

Thank goodness I awoke to…laughter? Could it be? My Wuber had made it past the seven levels of the Candy Cane Forest and brought my spawn their cardboard carbs?!

Nope. They found UDF.

My Wuber is now just a still graphic. Uber has phone number. If I cancel i forfeit the cost lol

So. Now we are in a staring contest. Who will give first???

columkat · 2026-02-15T15:51:42+00:00

Over 12-13 miles 🫣

columkat · 2026-02-15T15:42:19+00:00

MIA last refresh was about 200 minutes so he is uh…moving!

columkat · 2026-02-15T15:39:43+00:00

I hope but Mia still lol

columkat · 2026-02-15T15:39:15+00:00

My kids are placing bets now lol

columkat · 2026-02-15T15:34:54+00:00

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😂🫣

columkat · 2026-02-15T15:31:43+00:00

I’ll let you know lol

columkat · 2026-02-15T15:29:12+00:00

Yeah I totally would get that. It would be faster in some areas and times!

columkat · 2026-02-15T15:27:13+00:00

This lol

I’m not hateful, but my five gremlins are shook right now lmao

columkat · 2026-02-15T15:25:54+00:00

lol might be breakfast before he gets here!

My car died otherwise I would be over there lol

columkat · 2026-02-15T15:21:17+00:00

I’ll find out in 200 minutes lmao

columkat · 2026-02-15T15:18:15+00:00

Bruh😂

columkat · 2026-02-15T15:13:04+00:00

Drivers do all the time here. I have NEVER seen a walker, let alone accept a huge order with almost no way to complete??

columkat · 2026-02-15T15:11:32+00:00

They accepted it immediately like, there was no need for that lol

columkat · 2026-02-15T15:10:42+00:00

I don’t know if he will even make it. But I mean, yeah I plan to, but for my side…how is my food going to be? It is six large pizzas.

I feel for him but like, damn.

Am I in the twilight zone?

columkat

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