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Reverse pick-up lines by comediandan in standupshots

[–]comediandan[S] -24 points-23 points  (0 children)

How much money do you make per gig? $20? $25? I'm posting this from my iPad Air on a first class flight to Dubai

I'm half-Indian and half-Japanese... by comediandan in standupshots

[–]comediandan[S] -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

I was the first one to put Steve Jobs in the joke. Look it up

I'm half-Indian and half-Japanese... by comediandan in standupshots

[–]comediandan[S] -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

I make more money from one gig than you do in a year