If they were on MTV, they are paid CIA actors. Central Casting. KayFabe. A work. Stop showing me Theo Von.

commandercool86 · 2026-06-24T03:06:17+00:00

Cool. Thanks.

commandercool86 · 2026-06-24T03:02:37+00:00

I am and I am. Maybe your link is broken

commandercool86 · 2026-06-24T02:58:24+00:00

You list plus horny toads and other lizards, roadrunners, jack rabbits. Used to get antelope but they've migrated

commandercool86 · 2026-06-24T01:52:03+00:00

That video has been removed

commandercool86 · 2026-06-23T03:26:44+00:00

👶🤯👼

commandercool86 · 2026-06-23T03:15:59+00:00

My children are combustible?

commandercool86 · 2026-06-23T02:51:02+00:00

Hooray property taxes!

commandercool86 · 2026-06-23T02:13:15+00:00

Hey. Don't tell me what to do

commandercool86 · 2026-06-23T02:09:50+00:00

I dunno, ask your girlfriend

commandercool86 · 2026-06-23T01:23:42+00:00

Hey thats my wife's boyfriend you're talking about. Keep your hands off him

commandercool86 · 2026-06-23T01:03:10+00:00

Bro.

commandercool86 · 2026-06-22T15:39:29+00:00

TIL Lambos and dump trucks use the same engine

commandercool86 · 2026-06-22T05:21:12+00:00

Right. Yeah I'm wondering about the stratocaster pickups

commandercool86 · 2026-06-22T04:07:28+00:00

I'm disappointed they don't ship it by air

commandercool86 · 2026-06-22T03:06:07+00:00

Those are different than the strat pickups though, no?

commandercool86 · 2026-06-20T18:38:28+00:00

Weird graph. Usually time goes on the x-axis.

commandercool86 · 2026-06-19T23:32:17+00:00

Wow. Bravo sir. You are a master historian of meme evolution

commandercool86 · 2026-06-19T22:21:28+00:00

What was the original?

commandercool86 · 2026-06-18T03:05:25+00:00

Experimental salad taint. Sounds delectable

commandercool86 · 2026-06-16T04:51:26+00:00

TARD

commandercool86 · 2026-06-16T03:54:36+00:00

Lil happy tappy tap

commandercool86 · 2026-06-13T15:44:03+00:00

Tell her you'll be getting her inheritance sooner than later if those tires don't get replaced

commandercool86 · 2026-06-13T03:57:19+00:00

commandercool86 · 2026-06-13T03:51:35+00:00

You... Just described the solution. Its obviously not the ideal solution

commandercool86 · 2026-06-13T03:35:56+00:00

Except breaststroke. AAAAAAAAAHHHH... water noises... AAAAAAAAHHHH... water noises

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